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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:41 PM
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You're on Death Row. Order your method of execution.
I would like to be tickled to death by the 2006 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model lineup.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:42 PM
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1. Let's just say
"smothering" and leave it at that
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:42 PM
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2. Overdose?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:45 PM
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3. suffocation
while lodged waist deep inside The Princess' throat
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:48 PM
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5. Like this?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:13 PM
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9. Pretty much
Might be wise to strap into a snowboard before hand, just to make SURE I don't get swallowed whole
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:46 PM
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4. Um, I'll go the wussy way out with a bottle of
any really potent pain killer or sleeping pill! :shrug:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:48 PM
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6. Death by ugga-booga!
or Death by life... Whichever lasts longer.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:04 PM
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13. I prefer death by Snoo-Snoo
"Do you want to die like the last men who visited Planet Amazonia?"
"What did they die from?"
"Crushed pelvises."

mikey_the_rat
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:13 PM
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17. Waaaaaaaaaah! You beat me to it!
:rofl:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:21 PM
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19. Sorry. I cede all Futurama references to the All-Powerful Hypnotoad!
Nice job herding those sheep, by the way.

mikey_the_rat

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:53 PM
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7. Old age, please. n/t
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:55 PM
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8. Death, by time
"You are hereby sentenced to be left alive until dead"
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:15 PM
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10. Death by chocolate!
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jrandom421 Donating Member (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:59 PM
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11. Death By Debauchery!
"You are hereby sentenced to engage in multiple acts of debauchery until death" Works for me.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:01 PM
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12. Death by blood loss to the brain...
it all went...elsewhere...when the two thousand nude supermodels showed up. :evilgrin:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:05 PM
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14. Pepsi and Pop Rocks baby...
It's the only way to go. :thumbsup:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:07 PM
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15. That's how we lost dear, little Mikey!
:cry:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:08 PM
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16. Firing Squad
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:15 PM
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18. Working for my former bosses.
Now, I'm working on replace what doesn’t work for me around that and seeing how we served each other. I'm grateful for what I went through if only to afford me the opportunity to do what I did to get to here.
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Ryano42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 03:41 PM
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20. Death by Faltoyano
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 04:35 PM by Ryano42
:9 :hide:
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