OMG Best Joke Ever!!!!!!

[Renew Deal]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Benfea]

1. Excuse me while I kill myself.

If I read that joke one more time, I swear I'm gonna gouge out my own eyeballs with broken popsicle sticks.

[Strong Atheist]

3. .

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


Revenge for the Bazooka:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4713775#4713887


:evilgrin:

[Benfea]

10. *whimper*

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[Renew Deal]

5. That's the fastest Greatest vote eva

:blush:

[IntravenousDemilo]

21. Funny, I got a reaction much like yours from some twit

a few months ago when I, upon hearing the joke for the first time, innocently said I thought it was hilarious. He (or she, it's so hard to tell) couldn't believe I'd never heard it before, and said some nasty, sarcastic things -- nor did he/she apologize for overreacting afterwards, either.

Everyone who encounters this joke will have done so "for the first time" at least at some point.

[Shine]

2. You are naughty and deserve to be spanked.

:spank:

[Renew Deal]

4. I like that

:loveya:

[DS1]

6. Did you hear the one about the plane that went down with and entire

baseball team onboard? :evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

8. No. Can you even

see this?;)

[DS1]

11. See what?

;-)

[Strong Atheist]

13. So tell me. I am willing to look at YOUR jokes;

ya big meanie...

[DS1]

14. It was an inside joke anyway

So you got double-suckered

[Strong Atheist]

17. Hmmmph. BE that way. See if I remember your

birthday...

[DS1]

18. Gift Certificates to Borders or Best Buy or Bob's Stores will be accepted

[Strong Atheist]

19. BOOKS? For YOU? I don't think so. I will keep them all for myself.

Mine, mine, mine!

(Ya big meanie....:evilfrown: )

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. I knew it.... yet I clicked it.

[boston bean]

12. me too........... nt

:spank:

[Arugula Latte]

32. ... and I'm another one .. drawn to click like a moth to a light ...

I knew it, I knew it ... and yet ... can't resist ...

[In_The_Wind]

9. You are going to be in soooo much trouble the next time I see you!

just sayin'

[Callalily]

15. And now for something completely different!

Donald Rumsfeld donne le président que le sien quotidiennement mettant au courant. Il conclut en diant : Hier, 3 soldats brésiliens ont été tués.

OH NON ! le Président s'écrie. Cela est terrible !

Son personnel s'assied étourdi à cette exposition d'émotion, regardant nerveusement comme le Président s'assied, la tête en main.

Finalement, le Président cherche et demande, Comment beaucoup sont un brazillion?

[SongOfTheRayne]

23. MONTY PYTHON AND THE FLYING CIRCUS!

better joke...

A man is standing in Washington D.C, waiting for a cab to give him a ride home. But every time a cab stops, the driver asks, "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" and the man answers,"I'm a Democrat," and the cab drives away.

Finally, a blonde lady in a tube dress drives over and stops the car and asks if he needs a ride. He's getting tired of getting left behind, so when she asks, he lies and says he's a Republican. So he gets in the car and she begins to drive him home. He can't help but stare, as he notices her beautiful face, her lovely dress, her skin, her body, her hair...."STOP THE CAR!" he yells. "I'll walk home!"
The lady looks at him and asks what the problem is, to which he replies, "I've only been a Republican for five minutes, and I ALREADY want to fuck somebody!"

[Strong Atheist]

24. Lol! Good one! nt.

[Callalily]

31. Anything is better

than that Brazillion joke.

I LOVE Monty Python, as I suspect you do too.

Funny joke, thanks for the smile.

And welcome to DU! I think you're going to like it here.

[Capn Sunshine]

16. as a force for chaos

K&R.

oh, and
SNAKES ON A FUCKIN' PLANE, DUDE!

[LSK]

20. K&R

[XemaSab]

34. .

:patriot:

[XemaSab]

22. .

:o

[bif]

25. Sounded somewhat familiar.

[LostinVA]

26. I knew it would be this, but I STILL looked! WHY!?

[CottonBear]

27. I looked too! I don't know why. It's like a Pavlovian response.

:(

[LostinVA]

29. It;s like, you just KNOW someone wouldn't dare post this under that header

But they did! And you looked! Optimism, or stupidity? Or Einstein's definition of insanity?

[Strong Atheist]

28. Because we are

s?

[LostinVA]

30. Big ones...

[RebelOne]

33. I don't know why I clicked on this 'cause I just knew

it was going to be the brazillion joke.

[Katherine Brengle]

35. holy crap. that is funny in a sick way lol. n/t

[SofaKingLiberal]

36. That's it. I'm reporting you to DHS.

:yoiks:

[northofdenali]

delete - double post

[northofdenali]

37. Fuck you Bleachers7!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit! :rofl: The word ubiquitous comes to mind here. :popcorn:

[pokerfan]

38. I knew it and still I clicked on it anyway

[XemaSab]

39. Kick for Friday!

:bounce: