Are your cars heavy enough to run over Jesus?

[DS1]

He might show up on the side of a telephone pole someday, and we all know what we have to do if we see Jesus on a telephone pole.. Right?

[SOteric]

1. Ooooh, - AT&T would definitely raise the rate for that.

[DS1]

2. Can you hear me *crunch*

[SOteric]

3. *sniff*

I'll miss you when you go to hell.

[DS1]

4. Jesus First!

[anarch]

5. hang on, I'll go find out

[Orsino]

6. If Jesus were driving, yes.

He's so damned omnipotent, he could run himself over. All while looking backward from the dashboard.

:headbang:

[DS1]

7. In Reverse, even

[mwooldri]

8. I got a big rig I could borrow. Is that big enough?

Or do I need to go into WVa and find one of them surface coal mining trucks - you know one of those huge mother....ing trucks (sorry my mouth is in the toilet right now) and use that instead?

Come to think of it, there's enough trees with the words "Pray" and "John 3:16" on them as it is. I'd be causing too much deforestation.

Mark.