Why does everyone here love me?

[jpgray]

I mean, get over myself already.

[ZombieNixon]

1. I think you have that backwards.

:hide:

[Texasgal]

2. It must be that instant charm about you!

:P

[SOteric]

3. Because you don't charge as much as the other tarts.

[XemaSab]

4. .

:o

[jpgray]

15. Why the popcorn signature?

And wherefore base?

[Strong Atheist]

5. Because you are so warm, fuzzy, and approachable, gosh

darn it!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. I think it was the ecstasy talking...

[jpgray]

16. Have a water bottle

[arwalden]

7. Because Size Matters.

[no name no slogan]

8. because you remind me of my grandma

[Deja Q]

9. Because you love to show us how much you're packin'?

Charm, of course... any other inference is purely coincidental... :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Because you're cuddly like a wee bunny rabbit.

[jpgray]

17. Of all the rabbit pictures you would post

I'm glad you chose this one

[swag]

11. Love is a strong word, isn't it?

[jpgray]

14. That's why I usually hear it from friends with strong breath

[swag]

19. Spoken like a happy lush roller.

[jpgray]

20. It's mostly that and "How a dozen of virginities?"

[swag]

21. An approach more commendable in its forthrightness than

skinning the knickers in the Holy Spirit heat of Camp Castaway.

I hope you don't feel cheapened by my constant applause.

[jpgray]

24. Cheapened? That ship has long since sailed

When my tipout to the bartender was meager yesterday, I told her it was because she gave me lousy head all night, for example.

[Callalily]

12. Oh your modesty over

shadows your other magnificent traits. Also your BIG bankbook may have something to do with it.

[tigereye]

13. cuz your avatar is so cool, JP

[jpgray]

18. It is

I hope one day to perform the drums wearing only a top hat and swim trunks.

[GirlinContempt]

22. Because we all secretly have 'things' for

triangle players.

[jpgray]

23. I have the finest ding-a-ling in six counties

And I don't even live in Northern Ireland.

[GirlinContempt]

26. *swoon*

Be still, my heart

[jpgray]

27. There's no swooning in those heels

[GirlinContempt]

30. The higher they are

The further down I have to go.









Wait did I just say that?

[jpgray]

32. I think I've just been outclassed

So to speak. Depravity is the soul of wit. :thumbsup:

[GirlinContempt]

33. If by outclassed you mean

out lowbrowed, indeed sir, indeed.

[Left Is Write]

25. It's your charm and quick wit.

[u4ic]

28. Only until the money dries up

[jpgray]

29. No danger of me drying up

[kedrys]

31. Um, 'cause you're adorable?

I'm just sayin'. :)

[amitten]

34. Wait...

...who are you, again?