I have now fucking seen EVERYTHING while driving!

[matcom]

driving home from work. got behind a guy (we were doing about 30) in an SUV. follow him for about a mile.

he started shaving.

nooooooooo NOT with a cordless electric razor.

shaving cream and a razor. lathered his face right up (squirted it in his hand while we were at a light) and pulled out his razor and started shaving.

after every stroke he held his razor out the window and shook the excess shaving cream off.

i lost him when he took the onramp for the highway, still shaving :eyes:

shaving.

[XemaSab]

1. Jesus shaves

:patriot:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

27. Really?

Damn. I got that wrong. I thought...

oh, never mind.

[billyskank]

35. But Owen scores off the rebound...

...oh, wait. :crazy:

[purr]

2. oh thats bad...

actually pretty scary :scared:

[tjwash]

3. **snarf** That sounds like it belongs on "Matcom News"

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[ET Awful]

4. Bah, that's nothing . . . now if he'd been using a STRAIGHT razor, THAT

would be news.

Hit a pothole, POOF, decapitated. Then we'd be talkin' a true Matcom story! :P

[DS1]

8. I once watched a man construct a set of gallows in the passenger seat

and hang himself on 495 South :P

[ET Awful]

9. Buahahaha, that doesn't beat my guy who built an electric chair

by wiring his cigarette lighter to a large transformer :evilgrin:

[DS1]

14. My only question is

if he was on the Pike, would the state go after his family for the 70 cents he didn't pay at his exit?

[ET Awful]

19. They'd just recycle the copper from the wiring in his vehicle

:P

[wain]

5. Gross!

Can't top that. I've seen people reading newspapers and applying makeup. Even seen some acting as if they were in the office, reading memos, shuffling paper at 60 mph.

Wonder where he was going, needing to shave on the way from work?

[bigwillq]

6. Hello!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[wain]

15. thanks!

Enjoying myself. Think I'm going to like it here!
:thumbsup:

[bigwillq]

18. It's a fun place!

Just get involved in a lot of the threads. Get to know people. Most people are really nice here! :)

[DS1]

7. I once watched what I thought was a severe alignment problem

on a BMW turn out to be a lady filing her nails while holding the steering wheel drive past me.

The whole car was shaking left-right-left-right. Amazing.

[matcom]

25. i draw the line at ANYTHING past masturbating

while hitting the highway

the rest is just dangerous

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I'd hardly call riding your little scooter....

"driving."

[DS1]

16. It's stunt-riding - ("we" were doing about 30)

[SeattleGirl]

11. How about reading a newspaper while driving?

I've seen that one more than once -- driver drapes the newspaper over the steering wheel and reads while driving. Jebus, but some people ought to be permanently banned from getting behind the wheel of a car!

[XemaSab]

17. There was that story up in your area

about the woman who was driving and she looked at the map and BAM! killed a whole family when the traffic stopped. :(

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. It's like "I have to find out what's going on RIGHT NOW."

:banghead:

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Relax,

you're on 'Candid Camera!' Not.

But perhaps it's a bit more stylish then to watch people digging for oil in there nostrils while driving. :puke:

[LisaL]

13. Aren't car accidents a leading cause of death in the US?

Not surprising at all.

[Merrick]

20. I did my taxes while driving home yesterday

hit a kid on a bike AND owe the feds $140. Crap!!!

[matcom]

21. you get $40 for the kid

see, it really isn't so bad :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Man, don't post stuff like that

while I'm eating.

I damned near choked on a mess o' ramen.

:rofl:

[Callalily]

22. Oh, now that's bad!

I saw a guy on the freeway stand on the seat of his motor cycle, clipping at about 65. Very scary.

[Tom Kitten]

23. that's nothing...

I once was behind a woman who was giving herself a Brazilian while driving her Volvo.
She waxed eloquently...

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. I once drove a '48 Cadillac

I was waxing nostalgic.









:hide:

[Shine]

24. Wild story. I've seen people brushing their teeth while driving, too.

Personal hygiene at the wheel. :eyes:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

29. I once saw a naked truck driver spanking the monkey.

[DS1]

31. I've once been riding as the A-Driver (assistant) on a military

5-ton down a highway in Hawaii when we pulled along side a really hot chick in a convertible with her skirt hiked up around her waist and her hands down her panties :bounce:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

34. Some things just make like worth living

don't they? The truck driver, however, was really ugly and hairy. But he was having a GOOD time!

[RebelOne]

30. At one time, I was driving alongside a guy who was beating

on his steering wheel with drum sticks. He was using both hands and I just wonder how he was keeping the car on the road. I mean, this was for about 2 miles down the road. I can only assume he was steering the car with his knees. Then another time, I was behind a lady who was applying mascara while using her rear view mirror. This was while she was driving down the road.

[Squeech]

38. Hey

I think that's *my* drummer! He says drive time is the only time that he gets to practice, in his busy schedule...

[name not needed]

32. OH YEAH?

A month ago, I'm driving down a 4 lane road. A woman in a fucking gargantuan SUV pulls out into the street, going the wrong way on my side, while using a cell phone and drinking coffee.

[Redstone]

33. Stone me, that's worse than the guy I saw with playing cards

fanned out in his hand (between his face and the steering wheel) while doing 80 on I-95...

I don't think anyone can top your sighting. At least I hope not.

Redstone

[bbernardini]

37. I was JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS.

I saw a guy shaving with an electric razor on my way to work, and I was wondering if anybody had ever seen somebody shaving in the manner you described. Now I know.

[BikeWriter]

39. This could sure make a righteous copycat!

:popcorn: