To those who do not understand the appeal of Paris Hilton

[KFC]

Lets see. She is 22, beautiful, rich, and will fuck your dick off. And she has a sister named Nicky. There is not an honest man alive who can tell me they would not kill to be the center of a Hilton sister sandwich.

[david_vincent]

1. I'd rather do Bea Arthur

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. I don't find her attractive.

I really don't. She's not my type, and she's dumb as a stick. Believe me, when I heard she made a sex tape my shallow male mind WANTED to find her attractive, but it ain't happenin'. She's all yours.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

3. ew

fakeness...

[Meshuga]

4. Too damn skinny!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. I seriously doubt this bimbette knows squat about real

sex. She is a skanky vector of veneral diseases waiting to happen, most likely very shallow and spoiled.
If that is your idea of a sex partner, well, go forth... try not to hit yourself in the eye with it.

[Melsky]

6. I bet there's a lot of guys that doesn't appeal to

not just the gay ones either!

[IronLionZion]

7. ain't got the butt

and I can not lie

she's all yours man

[EarlG]

8. Locking

From the rules:

If you wish to discuss topics of a sexual nature, please exercise an appropriate level of maturity and sensitivity.

Thanks,
EG

[HEyHEY]

9. Actually I don't din't think they are that special

:shrug:

[everythingsxen]

10. I am an honest man..

and I would definately not kill to be the center of a Hilton sister sandwich.

Nicky is *almost* pretty in that "hey look a blonde who looks just like every other "attractive" blonde in the modeling/movie world"; Paris just looks.. bleh. They are also incredibly vapid and so full of themselves. A major turn-off.

Now I might kill to be the center of a Hilton sister's money sandwich. ;-)