I am kinking

[hfojvt]

http://kinks.it.rit.edu/

[Heidi]

1. Oh, yeah?

Well, I am spanking (you)! :spank:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4825069&mesg_id=4825815

[hfojvt]

3. disallowed

it doesn't fit the rhyme scheme. Spinking would be more appropriate.
http://www.ibhof.com/spinks.htm

Let me make it up to you

"Come Dancing" by the Kinks


"They put a parking lot on a piece of land
When the supermarket used to stand.
Before that they put up a bowling alley
On the site that used to be the local palais.
That's where the big bands used to come and play.
My sister went there on a Saturday.

Come dancing,
All her boyfriends used to come and call.
Why not come dancing, it's only natural?

Another Saturday, another date.
She would be ready but she's always make them wait.
In the hallway, in anticipation,
He didn't know the night would end up in frustration.
He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week
All for a cuddle and a peck on the cheek.

Come dancing,
That's how they did it when I was just a kid,
And when they said come dancing,
My sister always did.

My sister should have come in a midnight,
And my mum would always sit up and wait.
It always ended up in a big row
When my sister used to get home late.

Out of my window I can see them in the moonlight,
Two silhouettes saying goodnight by the garden gate.

The day they knocked down the palais
My sister stood and cried.
The day they knocked down the palais
Part of my childhood died, just died.

[Heidi]

4. OK.

We're square. :hug:

[hfojvt]

5. I just had to jump on 43

since I am 43 myself for a few more weeks. although in my current half crippled state I feel more like 63 or 73.

[Omphaloskepsis]

2. Established March 1994

Thank fucking god.

I'm shocked the blink tag didn't show up..