This one was actually funny.

[Redstone]

There are only a few people I allow to e-mail me things they think are "clever," and one of them sent this to me this morning. (It had some good smilies too, but I left them out.)

Some of you have probably seen it already, but for those who haven't, it might give you a chuckle or two.

Redstone

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Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused I will use little words.

7. When you are sick stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.


Remember:

A good friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.


Send this to 10 of your closest friends,then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. "A really good friend will help you move a body" LOL. I've heard that

one somewhere, can't remember where... :rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

2. A really good friend knows where your porn stash is hidden

and if you die, he will destroy it before your wife finds it.