Will MatcomNews Make National News Tonight? Will Keith Mention ME?

[matcom]

will my name be in LIGHTS? :D



will I be FAMOUS or will he spite me? :cry: Maybe I'll be the new 'Keith Olbermann Bureau Chief!' :P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4826494&mesg_id=4826494

[Catshrink]

1. Maybe on OddBall.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. You will be spited.

So sayeth Dave, the lead producer of Countdown.

[LaurenG]

3. Well Keith always tells us the SAME stuff that was posted by you

earlier in the day. He just comes here and gets his news from you...Matcom News.

[WolverineDG]

4. Nope

cuz you forgot to add a couple of these: :loveya:

;)

dg

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Oh, please, oh please, oh please

give me a reason to go on.


:)



PS: I HATE your new job. If I pay you the difference, will you PLEASE go back to the other one where you can post matcom news all day long? How about if I get the Mrs. a front loading dryer? Huh??? Hard to resist, eh?

[matcom]

6. who ELSE you 'throwing in'?

;)

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Crap wrong spot.

[matcom]

9. i don't knoooooooowww

was thinking more along the lines of "who" :P

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Poor little girl is at a show choir concert tonight.

Looking adorable and singing her little heart out...

Perhaps they will stop in Boston......

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. Have a front

load dryer...to quote Beetlejuice, " we've come for your daughter Chuck" Hide her quickly!!! :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Okay, honey, make me an offer.

Two glasses of wine, down, I'm a spending fool. Just bought the "magic bullet" from the "as seen on TV site".

C'mon, Mrs. Matcom, work with me.

[matcom]

13. she owns a "magic bullet" too but it was NOT 'seen on TV'

:P

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. "magic bullet?"

Funny, I thought she said that one was a dud, but perhaps I misheard her.

:hide:

[matcom]

17. only if the batteries die

ok. i'm in MAJOR trouble now :yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Yup, you are.

I am going to screen cap that and send it to her. Big, big trouble.

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. Due to "Technical Difficulties" matcom's ass...

will not be seen walking up and down the stairs tomorrow...there will be a "Magic Bullet" inserted where the sun don't shine!!! :grr: :grr: :mad:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Hello. (finger snap, head roll)

You are da bomb, Mrs. M!!!!! That'll lern 'im.

[Mrs.Matcom]

26. As soon as I find...

that picture of him in DRAG I will take over his 'Lord of Hellfire' domain and rule all!!! (insert evil laugh here.) :hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Want me to ban him?

I can, ya know. The other mods wouldn't even have to be made aware of the situation. Well, yeah, they would, but I think they would Totally support me in my rogue moderator duties!!!!!


:bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

34. DO IT, DO IT!!!!

Although if you ban matcom, he won't have anything else to do and might show up on your doorstep with wildberry wine coolers looking for your daughter!!! Sorry, but I do have full time job, and that is NOT looking after mr asscrack!!

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Sadly, that is the only thing that has prevented me from giving

him a granite cookie. The ONLY reason I moderator is to keep an eye on him. If he is anywhere in New England, I know my precious baby is safe for another day.

[DS1]

15. What's the magic bullet? An automatic suppository inserter?

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Not exactly, but close.

If I tell you more, it would get the thread locked. By me.

[DS1]

19. Wow, I can't believe they'd advertise that on television

is it the one with the remote control? :evilgrin:

[matcom]

20. no silly

there IS a 'string'

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Actually, it has a buy one, get one free deal

Pretty sweet!!

:bounce:

How ya doing by the way?

[DS1]

23. My head is buzzing with ideas

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. It chops cheese!!!!!

You scare me.

[Mrs.Matcom]

28. BETTER!!!!!

matcom's jewels getting peeled????

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Tell me that isn't the eggstractor?

I have died and gone to Pampered Chef Heaven.

:faint:

[Mrs.Matcom]

30. Woman!!!

'smack, smack' get yo self up off the floor and take my side!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Oh, honey, I am SOOOOO on your side.

Any man that feeds my precious Wild Berry Wine Coolers is not worthy.


And DS1, always takes his side, what is that about?


:bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

32. you really don't want to know...

trust me. I've seen the two of them giggling behind their hands, not pretty!!! :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

33. I think we should have a fundraiser for you and SO, so that you

two can break free of the stranglehold those men have on you, (obviously political, couldn't possibly be emotional, intellectual or sexual) and start fresh.

What do you think? Should I speak to Skinner?

[Mrs.Matcom]

36. Oh Lord PLEASE HELP ME!!!

quick they are both out of the room right now, not sure what they are doing...uh oh, think they are coming back, better get back into my cage...

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Should I call 911?

Those two are dangerous when together, n'est pas?

[dogday]

7. I hope you make it

That is priceless.