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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 09:49 PM
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Chuck Norris is so badass, he can make KING KONG his bitch
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 09:51 PM
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1. Bill Brasky beat King Kong senseless with a blunt instrument.
When it was all over, we checked, and that blunt instrument was Chuck Norris!

To Bill Brasky! :toast: :toast:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 10:11 PM
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2. Bill Brasky could take him, easy!
Once I saw Bill Brasky use Chuck Norris as a toothpick. That Brasky is a son of a bitch!
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 10:19 PM
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3. At the dinner table...
.. my youngest son told a Chuck Norris "joke" he says everyone's heard (I hadn't)...


Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer?

Yeah, but he never cries :)
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:05 PM
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4. Google that, & spend the next 1/2 hour laughing til you cry
I swear, some of those "Chuck Norris" sayings are just :rofl:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:12 PM
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5. I bet FReepers have this discussion ALL THE TIME
:crazy:
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