I sat down to a perfect salad earlier tonight.

[swimboy]

Raised the first forkful to my mouth and took an audible bite out of my cheek.

It's in moments like that that swearing up a storm really does make you feel better.

[ThomCat]

1. Ouch!

I felt that from here.

[swimboy]

6. Thanks, man.

It has calmed down a lot now. I don't even know why that happens. I never see it coming!

[RevCheesehead]

2. Made your own dressing, did ya?

Sorry, dude - I know that bites.

[swimboy]

5. Wicked good response, Rev!

:hug:

[Deja Q]

3. YEEEOOOOOOWWW!!! Ow!!

You need this badly: :hug:

[swimboy]

4. Thanks.

:pals:

[Robeson]

7. Wow! That bites....

...:silly:

[khashka]

8. I've always maintained

that yelling "Fuck!" at the top of your lungs is an amazing healer.

Khash.

(Can I kiss it better?)

[swimboy]

9. Exactly, sir.

It's the best thing to do when there's nothing else you can do.

(:loveya:)

[tjwmason]

10. You poor little darling.

Looks like you've got two of us fighting to kiss it better.

Hope that it feels better this morning.

:loveya:

[swimboy]

13. Thank you, TJ.

It is still a little sore so I welcome your ministrations. :hug:

[Deja Q]

14. Make that three. Of course, an idea or two just popped into my mind...

O8)

[mikeytherat]

11. Hasn't harmed your singing voice has it?

'cuz I'll be up in DC until the wee hours Sunday morn, and my voice might be a bit sluggish.

mikey_the_rat

[swimboy]

12. It hasn't affected my air passages, larynx or uvula.

So I'll soldier on.

Oh, you mean the swearing! No, I'm not hoarse at all!

[mikeytherat]

15. I read the last word in your Subject as "vulva,"

and I wasn't really sure where you were going with that one!

mikey_the_rat

[swimboy]

16. That's odd--

I read the last word in your Subject as "vulva,"

What do you figure are those odds? :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

17. Ouch!

I hate it when that happens!

:loveya:

[swimboy]

20. Joani!

:loveya:

Thanks for the sympathy! I've been a poor correspondent lately, but I've been thinking about you, happy about Frodo and concerned about your grand-daughter, too.

Will your travels bring you along the east coast? I'm two blocks from where I-95 and I-64 coalesce and I know a great Italian restaurant where we could dine.

[In_The_Wind]

30. swimboy

:loveya:

It's a date Darlin'! I hope to be down that way a few times this year. We'll make it a point to share a few laughs in real time.

I haven't been the best correspondent myself so don't worry, I know you love me. Thats what counts.

[swimboy]

31. Woo-hoo!!!

:bounce: :loveya: :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

34. I'll be there in about 4 weeks.

This date just happened on a whim as most fun things do: www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4832476&mesg_id=4832476

We'll PM about it. :pals: :loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. ....

:crazy: damn swimboy, that must have been some bite. sorry about your cheek :hug:

[swimboy]

21. Hey, thanks MAHNY!

It's great to see you. I've been scarce. Work has me by the jellies this month. I'll see daylight around the 17th, I think. How have you been? :loveya:



This is turning into a pretty long thread about my cheeks! :blush:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

22. I feel like we haven't spoken in ages

I too have been very scarce cause of work :grr: I don't know if ill ever get to see daylight again :cry:

However, I did find out I was accepted to Hunter College for next year, so that is very exciting and means that my time at this job is limited :woohoo: How else are you doing? :loveya:

hahaha, well they are some very nice cheeks...and make that one more (is it 4 now?) people who want to kiss it better :*

[swimboy]

29. It has been quite a while

:* Thanks, great one! Congratulations on your acceptance at Hunter! What will you study? And that means you will see daylight again--you'll have a new way of living!!! :bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

This has been a long, long week with another one to follow. But I'm just a little down for the duration. I'm keeping myself whole so I can be myself again later. :crazy:

:loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

32. thanks swimboy!

:hug: Im gonna be getting a second BA in Biology. I need to do all the science and math classes I didn't do in college to go to vet school (hopefully ;))

Yea, i have had many a long week and cannot wait to get back into the groove of being a student again! :bounce:

heres to you staying yourself :loveya:

[mikeytherat]

23. I blame myself!

I responded to you early this morning, and it kicked the thread!

Now it's getting kicked again!

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

19. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ...put down the chewing gum

okay now have a seat and pick it back up, you clearly need to practice

Sorry for the joke. That must have really sucked.

[swimboy]

28. Good to see you, man!

How is your household these days? :hi:

[underpants]

33. Same same

thanks for asking.

Baby is doing well.

[Shine]

24. Oh, I HATE it when that happens!

then, the inside of your cheek where you bit it sticks out a little bit more, which makes it an easy target for other, accidental bites...and soon enough your cheek starts to feel like raw hamburger.

Bummer.


Friend, I have sooooo been there. I think we all have. Good luck, hope it heals quickly.

:hi:

[swimboy]

27. You describe it perfectly.

And you are left wondering how that even happens (when you finish swearing, that is.) Thanks! :hi:

[AtomicKitten]

25. Yum, salad and human flesh.

May I inquire what dressing goes with that?

Feel better.

Remember: Food good, human flesh not so good.

[swimboy]

26. A little Paul Newman Balsamic was just the right accent

Thanks for the sympathy and good advice.