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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:42 PM
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The polygamist said "Having 100 wives is terrific! What's terrible is
that I have only one _________."
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:43 PM
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1. Left foot?
:shrug:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:44 PM
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2. banana?
:think:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:44 PM
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3. Job
How will he ever support all of those wives (and their many children) on one suck-ass paycheck?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:46 PM
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4. ~
night to spend with each of them. :shrug: I need time to recuperate.

Don't ya know.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 11:50 PM
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5. who isn't a Wilford Brimley fetishist with a mental disorder that causes
her to think she's a gunny sack, occasionally a jerry can stuck on the back of a WWII rat patrol jeep, and stands up during movies yelling the lyrics to 1999 while peeing on the floor and smearing vaseline on her dress.
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