I'm looking fo 86,000 people for my exclusive clique

[Rabrrrrrr]

If you would like to join, then you are already part of it, and you need to do nothing. You will be sent one clique membership per month, charged to your credit card, and cancelling at any time is very easy*.




*Easy if you have 4 days to spend on hold and the patience of Job to talk to 600 different "customer service" reps and go through 18 months of failures to cancel it and having to finally cancel your credit card, which you won't be able to do because I will continue to charge it, even after the lawyer's cease and desist letters, because no one will ever be able to figure out the paper trail leading to whoever the actual owners of RabrrrrrrClique(tm) are, and every time you call we will claim we have no record of you ever calling before, and our phone number will change every 37 minutes. Thankfully, the charge to be in the Rabrrrrrr clique is only $0.00. Yep - it's free! Cuz anyone who wants in won't be turned away!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Sign me up!