Eating Beer

[Hogarth]

I ate beer all day, but I did shop for food tonight. Tomorrow's feast day will consist of steak, portabellas, tomatoes and squash. I'm looking forward to it as I gently pass out.

Why am I looking at my basset hound and imagining her as a roast beast?

Damn! Did I buy butter?

[ProudGerman]

1. Eat beer?

Beer kinda, uh, thick in your neck of the woods?

[FDRrocks]

2. Must be Guinness x 6

I wish I could eat some beer. 3 meals a day plus massive weight loss sounds fine.

[Hogarth]

4. Guinness is the best!

I used to have it on tap but it got too expensive (I think they were charging over $160 per half-barrel.)

The keg still sits in the garage after more than a year and. if we hear an explosion, I'll know what happened.

Guinness is good for you!

[SmileyBoy]

5. Yeah, good for you to use as motor oil!!!

:puke::puke::puke::puke:

I had Guinness one day and barfed. The texture felt horrible and the taste was stronger than anything I've ever consumed. Then again, all beer either tastes like corroded metal or piss.

I'm a vodka drinker, BTW.:thumbsup:

[Hogarth]

7. Vodka!

That'll knock me on my ass! I like Guinness. It's hearty, it goes down slowly ... and I don't what I'm talking about, probably. It's time to strip and sleep.

[ParanoidPat]

3. Many years ago at a friends house.....

.....I awoke on Sunday morning after a two day party to a breakfast of beer and Rice Krispies! The cereal that goes snap, crackle, BURP! :evilgrin:
(Sure beats Corn Flakes and Vodka!)

[BrotherBuzz]

6. English tradesmen always do...

I heard "Let's go have a barley sandwich", more then I cared to.

[Exultant Democracy]

8. "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy