I just won the lottery! $1 million!

[bif]

I was notified by email. Here's how the message begins:

LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE
EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO KRASLOTEN  LOTTERY)

Scam. I know.

[LostinVA]

1. OOOH! I'd email right away!

[bif]

6. I did.

I'm gonna string them along for a while. I snoped it. Total scam from the Netherlands.

[LostinVA]

8. hehehehehehehehehe

[AllegroRondo]

2. Lottery joke

a man calls his wife at home - "Honey, I just won the lottery, $10 million! Pack your things!"

She says "What should I pack for, a ski trip, a cruise, a European tour?"

He says "I dont care, as long as you're gone by the time I get home."

[dr.strangelove]

4. That is funny

[RebelOne]

3. You never know.

It could be real. :sarcasm:

[tuckessee]

5. Hi Pal! Where ya been!?

Longtime no see! Been looking everywhere for ya. How're ya doing? Great! Tell everybody I said hello. Say, you don't happen to have a few grand you could slide me 'til next month or so.......

[calico1]

7. Well of course its real!

Lottery winners are always notified by e-mail. :rofl:

[bif]

9. You got it.

They picked the numbers for me, and they just happen to win! How lucky is that?

[formerrepuke]

10. I win that lottery several times a week... I'm a multimillionaire now..