DRILL SARGEANT THREAD, SIR YES SIR!!!

[LSK]

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Dude! Whassup?

[ZombieNixon]

2. Heey, maaan...you should try some pot.

You can't go wrong! :smoke:

[LSK]

4. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!?!?

[ZombieNixon]

23. You need to chill, maaaaan, just gooo with the flooooow...

:hide:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. "ARMED WITH WHAT? SPITBALLS?"

:popcorn:

[LSK]

6. That's enough; get on your feet!!

Private Popcorn you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. God you could learn some manners.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

9. Who the fuck said that?!?

Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. YES SIR!

:popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

5. SIR!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Eat shit and die ......

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Hey duuuude. How come I don't merit any insults?

[LSK]

12. Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!

You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Yeah man. But that cat's got to mellow.

:popcorn:

[LSK]

15. Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. My low self-esteem is not the issue ..... uh .... sir?

:popcorn:

[LSK]

20. There is no racial bigotry here.

I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

[SofaKingLiberal]

14. NO SIR!

[LSK]

18. This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. Seven-six-two millimeter, FULL METAL JACKET

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

16. Today...is Christmas!

There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. That is funny.

:popcorn:

[bridgit]

21. You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh...

you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[sarge43]

24. One of the three most scary things I ever heard

First day of basic training: TI said, "ladies, I can't make you do anything. I can make you wish you had."