Why do girls insist on giving ZombieNixon bad advice?

[jpgray]

:hide:

[XemaSab]

1. .

[billyskank]

6. ..

:loveya:


:hi:

[XemaSab]

23. .

:loveya::loveya:

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. .

:applause:

[ZombieNixon]

3. Besides this reply,

I'm gonna sit this one out.

:popcorn:/:poopcorn:/:porncorn:/:whatthefuckevercorn:

[bridgit]

4. he fulfills our essential requirement for world dominion...

plus we like'em barefoot & simple from time to time too :thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

5. OK, I lied, I'm jumping in...

what is your "essential requirement" and why am I suddenly "simple" (barefoot I'll run with, just as soon as I clip my toenails)?

[bridgit]

13. you keep your kittens in a "lands end" box, and while barely...

forgivable as a 'product/corporate name dropping pass-time' :eyes: it is nonetheless so; but then it's all like: "suddenly "simple""!?!? what "suddenly"? you didn't even know about: http://www.koyaanisqatsi.org/index.php holmes, puh-lease do engage k.i.s.s. principle wherever possible, k?

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

16. Hey, the cat put himself in the Lands End box, thank you very much!

I wanted to get a good shot of his face, which just so happened to be facing the same side as the LE logo.

And how the *hell* do you remember what I didn't know about Koyaanisqatsi?! That thread must have been at least two months ago!

[bridgit]

20. ^_^

i have a photographic tea cozy :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

7. We want to prevent him from ever getting laid.

We're just evil that way.

[ZombieNixon]

8. That's getting laid *again*

I might be socially inept, but I ain't no virgin.

[jpgray]

9. You're posting more in this thread than I am

:P

[ZombieNixon]

11. Well, it is a thread about me...

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

14. Were you riding on a bus the other day

with 2 of your friends?

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

17. No.

Is this some sort of sexual reference? Because for once, I'm not thinking about sex. :shrug:

[jpgray]

18. Yeah. I remember when I first "rode the bus" with "two of my friends"

Good times.

[XemaSab]

19. I am *SO* sure

:eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

10. Oh. For> Heaven> Sakes.

Lighten up

[jpgray]

12. Yeah, this is the kind I mean.

:yoiks:

[In_The_Wind]

15. jpgray

:loveya:

[SofaKingLiberal]

21. It's not their fault. All girls give bad advice.

:popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

22. We give excellent advice to each other.

But we like to fuck with guys' heads.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

24. I'm going to bite my tongue now.

:hide:

[jpgray]

26. I'm going to swallow mine. Good night Lounge

[ZombieNixon]

28. 'Night, jpgray!

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

25. Cause secretly

we all love LaraMN

[ZombieNixon]

27. What the hell does that have to do with me?

I'm confused...as usual...oh wait...that was the point, wasn't it? You're evil! :spank:

[GirlinContempt]

29. You love it