Post your lies about XemaSab here!

[XemaSab]

:grr:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4837363#4838234

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear XemaSab!

I got..........nothin'!

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. XemaSab once at a human baby, just to hear its mother cry

[khashka]

4. Xema is a dingo?

I learn something new every day.....

Khash.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. No, just a rotten, mean person.

:7

[khashka]

7. Oh HER!

When you said "rotten, mean person" I thought you meant you! And that's old news. Everybody knows that! And we love you anyway :)


Khash.

[XemaSab]

22. I'm not a dingo

but my dog is. :hide:

[khashka]

3. Xema loves beige

In fact, she specifically told me to tell billy that she loves beige and his home furnishings are what first attracted her.


And she hates me passionately!


Another lie - Xema's really ugly. Every time she posts a pic of herself, I have to buy a new monitor.


(anyway Billy thought the beige thing was funny. Now he's trying to live up to your high standards. When you need to bring a boyfriend to heel, call in Khash - it may not be pretty but it will be effective.)


Khash.

[tjwmason]

6. Xema is one of the reptilians

Let's face it, it's about as accurate as the twaddle which Khash has been making up.

Shall we join forces and kick his arse?

:hug:

[khashka]

8. You and Xema vs. Me?

Ok. I can do that.

Me and Billy vs You and Xema.... It has a certain amusement value. But I think you might actually enjoy kicking my arse. Sadist!

Khash.

[tjwmason]

9. How does billy get on your team?

He doesn't make up lies about me, I've got no reason to attack billy - I was merely defending him from your nastiness.

[khashka]

12. So we've gone from "beastly" to "nasty", eh?

I've never been any of those things to billy.

To you? Yes. Because I love you. A certain amount of beaslliness and nastiness is in order.


Khash.

[tjwmason]

13. I'm merely using a varied vocabulary.

If you want me to restrict myself to a shorter list of potential words do let me know - my writing style will suffer (which really is saying something).

But you were being beastly to billy - which is why I told you to behave, and then you made up your ridiculous horse-manure about me telling you not to speak to him.

[khashka]

15. Beastly

IIRC, the person I might have possibly insulted was Xema, not Billy. And even that was a joke. Which is why she's doing a rather oblique "I Hate Khashka" thread.


Now, you, my son......


Khash.

[tjwmason]

16. You lied about her at the same time as you lied about me.

:gettingmoreindignant:

[khashka]

17. Would you please explain something to me?

What did I say to billy that was so awful?

As for you and Xema - I apologized. Admitted all wrong-doing. What more do you want?

Khash.

[tjwmason]

18. The poor little darling was feeling rather chilly

having had to brace the Siberian conditions of a S.E. England winter, he utters a little murmour about it, and gets a metaphorical slap in the face from you:

Dixit Khash:
No sympathy
Ask TJ or Xema - either would be happy to warm you up.

Me - I'm not talking to you right now. Beige?!?!?! In fact I'm repenting of my Billyskank Appreciation thread. I'm gonna post a thread of "Why We All Hate Billy And Hope He Freezes To Death".

[khashka]

19. Ok that was out of context

I went on to point out the whole thing was a joke and I DIDN'T want to him to freeze.

It was a joke about your infatuation with him and his relationship with Xema (if anyone should be mad it should be her, since I also said he might want to start considering the benefits of freezing to death.)


You need to relax, my love.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

20. But getting vexed with you is far more fun.

Plus - YOU STARTED IT with your nasty lies about me.

[stellanoir]

10. "beige

glorious beige !!!"

Okay xema's really been married for 20 years has oodles of kids and lives in a shoe.

[Gormy Cuss]

11. She's grilled and eaten one of every bird on her life list.

I kid, I kid.
:scared:

[jpgray]

14. She gets me

[Radical Activist]

21. I once saw XemaSab servicing John Lee Hooker backstage in '91.

If I'm going to lie, why not make it outrageous?

[texas1928]

23. XemaSab was the lone gunmen on the hill in Dallas

yep that was her.














































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