Classic Locks

[realisticphish]

Everyone here knows of Big McLargeHuge's rapier wit in his locks. Post your favorite locks by him, or other mods


My favorite:

"It was the same old story, boy meets girl, girl posts thing on internet discussion board, boy posts counter thing on same internet discussion board, boy loses girl, everyone goes bananas, someone yells 'food fight,' cats and dogs and toads begin to rain down from the heavens, then, just as the discussion is about to turn into a Sophocles inspired 'Festival of Tragedy' the mod locks it.

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of 'As the Mod Locks'

featuring:
Big McLargeHuge as DU Moderator
Dana DeLovely as Margaret DeLovely
Sir James Stanhope as Dr. Chad Sexington..."