How do I get rug burns off of a cat?

[Oeditpus Rex]

(Don't ask.) :eyes:

[Arkham House]

1. Confuse it...then give it influenza...

...and it'll forget all about the rug burns...

[Oeditpus Rex]

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*cough*

[Heidi]

3. Are you sure they're rug burns,

and not cat hickeys? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Are you suggesting that Lucy

is a back-seat kitty?

Harumph!

[Heidi]

7. No, I'm not suggesting that at all.

I'm suggesting that she might _possibly_ be a "gettin' it on, on the rug" kinda kitty. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Well, a little bit ago

she was gettin' it on with her scratchin' thingie, after I accidentally spilled catnip on it.

[northofdenali]

4. You don't get rug burns off of a cat.

You get rug burns off of a rug.

[grasswire]

5. I'm telling

....the reality based woman.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Meh

She's too wrapped up in gettin' her own rug burns to care.

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. Hey, OR!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. You want pics o' kitty hickies?

KINKyyy!

[In_The_Wind]

12. Try this:

Lucy will fell better. *warning* like any solid oil base product, it's messy.
You can find Bag Balm at any feed store and most rural hardware stores.