Betcha Can't Kiss Me

[Deja Q]

Remember when you used to say that I was always in your way
I was wasting your time and mine
remember baby
remember baby
You said my kiss was cold as ice
You never wanted to kiss me twice
Left me in the back door just cryin
Remember baby remember baby
But that was so long ago
I bet you can't do it no more
no more no more no more

I betcha can't kiss me just one time baby
Without asking me
Would you believe you'd be beggin me
For just a little bit more
I betcha can't kiss me just one time baby(3x)

Said I had a will in mind
But I dragged you lovin from behind
Told me to keep on tryin
Didn't you baby(4x)
I been waiting for the day
When I could look you straight in the eye and say
I'm ready to do my part
Take me baby(4x)
I sent you a note of graditude
Thanking you for what you made me do

I betcha can't kiss me just one time baby
Without asking me
You'll be down on your knees beggin me
For just a little bit more
I betcha can't kiss me just one time baby(5x)
Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me baby(2x)

[Floogeldy]

1. I'll bet you can't kiss me either.

[no name no slogan]

2. .

[EstimatedProphet]

3. That song reminded me of something else entirely

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....