Should I buy Girl Scout Cookies with my food stamps?

[Zomby Woof]

Or should I get some Jacks Daniel's instead? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

1. Nah. Buy the Jack.

[BlueJazz]

2. If she's over 18, Buy the Scout.

:spank:

[Bunny]

3. Only if you drive home from the market in your Hummer.

[FuzzySlippers]

4. You should use them to buy condoms and pornography.

:P

[mongo]

15. I actually had a customer call me

and ask if he could buy edible undies with food stamps.

nnnnnnnnn - No.

[tjwash]

5. Tell you what we should do...

...you get the jack with yours, and I'll get the caviar and fillet mignon with mine, and we will both jump in our brand new Porches, and rent out the whole bottom floor of the Marriott with the leftover money from our welfare checks, and have a giant party. :woohoo: :toast: :beer:

I see that thread in GD pissed you off too...

[LostinVA]

7. It pissed the hell out of me

And, I find the claim dubious at best...

[tjwash]

9. Let's just say I made a very short terse response to the asshole.

I almost got suckered in, but you check and see the low post count, no donor star, and only at DU for about a month.:shrug:

[LostinVA]

11. Yup -- and it is SO circa 1980.

[Zomby Woof]

8. I am past pissed off

I am much too cynical to have any sense of outrage anymore. Have been that way for at least 20 years... after all, I came of age in the Reagan years.

I would say the level of ignorance displayed in that thread is par for the course, and the clubhouse is out of beer.

[LostinVA]

6. Only the shortbread ones -- they're healthy

[Zomby Woof]

10. Well fuck

I used to like those kind, but now you ruined it for me. :-(

[LostinVA]

12. (I'm lying)

[Zomby Woof]

13. I'll be sure to tell Michelle Kwan

Her parents run a local Chinese food place, and maybe I can procure her box of Trefoils...

[LostinVA]

14. I love her. Tell her I think she's a true athlete

[4 t 4]

16. Bunny

that is the cutest bunny I've ever seen!

[leftofthedial]

17. buy a Lexus

piss off a repuke

[CatWoman]

18. LOLOLOLOL!!!!

:rofl:

[dr.zoidberg]

19. Do both.

Jack Daniels and Samoans go well together. I know from personal experience. :)

BTW, that goes for the cookies and not the ethnic group. That combination could possibly be humorous or disaster. :)