CONFESS!!!!!! - Tell me a secret that no one else knows!!

[LynneSin]

In college - I once shoplifted one of those Cheese/Cracker snacks (the ones with the cheese on one side and crackers on the others).

I was toasted and broke and those were my favorite munchies for after a night of drinking.

Mind you I did this back in the 80's, I think I'm clear from the Statue of Limitations with the law!

[Aristus]

1. Okay, Lynne. Don't tell anybody, but,

I'm the fifth dentist.

I'm sorry, I just can't recommend Trident.

[Bunny]

4. Aw lighten up a little bit for cryin' out loud!

What's your problem with Trident? :P

One of my many deep dark secrets: when I was in high school, I had to sing in the church choir for midnight mass one Xmas eve. Me and my friend Deb went into the priest's garage (attached to the church and unlocked) and got into his fridge and took two beers! And drank them before singing at mass! I'm a lousy singer, so the beer probably neither helped nor hurt. But don't tell anybody!!

[Tyler Durden]

2. Small Potatoes.

I killed someone. Really. They were dying and I helped early. BIG secret.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. I was the first person to steal something from the Blair Administration

On election night, no less.

[9119495]

5. I shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die. (n/t)

[Bunny]

6. You did not!

That was me, you know, that day in Reno? I did that!

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. "I shot the sheriff.."

"But I did not shoot the deputy.

I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense."

Oh wait a second, that was Bob Marley who did that. Never mind.

[BurtWorm]

14. I'm an Orgasm Addict

Oh...wait. That's Pete Shelley.

[SiobhanClancy]

8. This is bad...

When my ex-husband got remarried,her wedding gown mysteriously disappeared from the dressing room at the country club less than an hour before the wedding. Yep...that was me(to be more specific,my evil minions):evilgrin:

[Cheswick2.0]

17. LOL, congratulations

on having more guts than me. When my ex and his then girl friend moved in across the street they fully expected me to slash her tires or something. I simply moved away. Thinking back I should have slashed her whiney tires since I was accused of wanting/being someone who would.
Their psycological projection made me literally sick. I had to move many states away to stop being poisoned.

So I congratulate you!

[BurtWorm]

9. But are you clear from the statute of limitations with your conscience?

:evilfrown:

Or, as one of my least favorite expressions in the history of the world puts it, "Are you right with God?" :eyes:

[HereSince1628]

10. I torture cats

With my banjo playing :evilgrin:

[Khephra]

11. You already know a lot of mine

And I know a lot of yours.

:evilgrin:

Congrats on the weight loss!

:toast:

[LynneSin]

22. Hey hunny bunny - I'll confess if you do

I'm sure these folks want details about that cold blizzardy night in Pennsylvania!!!!

[La_Serpiente]

12. When I went to boarding school

in high school, I really needed to go to the computer lab one night. My dorm advisor's door was unlocked so I went in while he and his wife were sleeping and took the keys to open the computer lab.

[bamademo]

13. I got arrested for overdue library books

Kid you not!

[THUNDER HANDS]

15. I own a low-budget movie starring Al Gore's neice

Who takes her shirt off (no nudity, though). I'm pretty sure nobody else knows this movie exists.

[Loonman]

16. I will say anything to any female

In order to get laid, and feel no remorse afterwords.

I also like Rush Limbaugh's line of neckties.

[XNASA]

18. I once took $40 from a drunken obnoxious roomate.

On a business/training trip many years ago.

I got assigned a roomy that was just a huge asshole. He went out right after classes one day, got shit-faced, came back to the room and was "talking to Ralph on the big white phone" while I was trying to study.

He passed out and $40 fell out of his pants pocket on to the floor.

I picked it up and put it in my wallet, for my trouble.

He was so hung over the next day, he never missed it.

[felonious thunk]

19. I know something crushing

about a prominent conservative politician, that were it to be found out, would possibly ruin his career. I know this due to my wife, and as much as I'd like to run and tell to anyone who will listen, I can't. For two reasons a) She doesn't want to, she worked with him and dislikes him, but will not be the one that comes forward with this (and thus, I can't betray her and go forth with it) and b) It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to want to see the circus this information might cause.

But I can't tell, friends. As much as I'd like to, and I'm sure this is vague and will not be believed that I know something you don't know, trust me, it tears me up that I have this info and can't do anything about it.

If my wife ever leaves me though, I'll post it right here the next day.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. I believe you. I've got some dirt on some minor politicians

but i'd be a bit of a hypocrite to let it out.

[PVnRT]

21. I'm standing right behind you now...

n/t

[LynneSin]

23. And I thought that was my boss checking to see if I was goofing off

it was just you - you smell better!!!

[SOteric]

24. I dated a professional baseball player for almost a year, and

an actor (whose done TV & movies and whose name and face are known to a great many) for a couple of months.

[trackfan]

25. I spend approximately 36 of my 40 hours of work week

goofing off on the internet, looking at DU, newspapers, betting on horse races etc. - I did more actual work when I was unemployed.