We had Nascar on the WH Lawn yesterday. What's next?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Poll question: We had Nascar on the WH Lawn yesterday. What's next?

Since Dubya continues in his serch for the lowest common denominator voting blocks, I was thinking that we might be able to help him out in his next endeavor just to show folks we really care.

[Drifter]

1. Monster Trucks

Dirt Bike Racing

Cheers
Drifter

[Limbought]

2. Probably ...........

Cow Tipping.

[dwckabal]

3. Wild West Show! N/T

[BiggJawn]

4. "Golden Corral" Buffet. Where they have STEAK on the buffet...

EVERY night, for you good, over-weight Murkan Sheep who don't feel like you've experienced the Murkan Dream unless you've had STEAK...

He ought to go to some kind of cholestorol-laden fat-riddled all-you-can-eat place. Goes right along with the GOP theology of "getting something for nothing"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. 4th option... what, you meant roosters? Aw, can I retract my vote? (nt)

[LynneSin]

6. OLYMPIC GREASY WATERMELON

http://www.vitaminjones.com/home.html

[Lizz612]

7. Lumber Jack Competition!

Complete with a drawing for a free chain saw!

[trof]

8. mud wrestling

or dwarf tossing

[felonious thunk]

9. The washer and dryer on the South Portico

sitting on cinder blocks.

[BringEmOn]

10. WWE Smackdown

[Loonman]

11. Jello snake wrestling

:0

[TheMightyFavog]

12. Don't forget...

About 22 rusted out hulks of various cars ranging in years from 1958 to 1973 all strewn about the grounds.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. and a couple of goats... n/t

[BringEmOn]

14. Roadkill BBQ