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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:45 PM
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BREAKING! COMEDY CENTRAL PERMANENTLY CANCELS THE DAILY SHOW
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:47 PM
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1. don't....scare me....like that....
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:49 PM
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2. Oh, you SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:54 PM
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3. Why thanks (nt)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 02:10 PM
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6. grab your ass kid, it's a new round of this same ole fucking waste...
of broadband :eyes:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 02:06 PM
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4. lol
:rofl:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 02:07 PM
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5. You are a copycat. x(
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4832526


You just bide your time well.
:P
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 02:22 PM
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7. I knew it!
:o
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:15 PM
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8. ih8 you!
:rofl:

If there was a Razzie for worst use of the Brazillian Joke....



The Joke is as funny as always, however. :P
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 09:50 PM
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25. ih8u2!
:P
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 10:01 PM
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26. i heart the brazillion joke.
I hate you like an addict hates their dealer. :P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:16 PM
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9. Just for that!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 09:59 PM
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11. :P
:P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:17 PM
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10. Yøur speåking privileges håve been revøked.
:spank:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:00 PM
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12. øh yeåh?
:P
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:04 PM
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13. I don't know who to be mad at.
You for springing it on me again.
Or me for being dumb enough to fall for it.
Thanks a Brazilian!
B-)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:08 PM
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15. Just blame Clinton!
:D
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:07 PM
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14. You bastard!
Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 10:13 PM by SofaKingLiberal
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:36 PM
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16. Fuck. You.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:45 PM
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17. Rat bastard.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:46 PM
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18. That was good.
:toast: to you.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 01:38 PM
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23. At least somebody thinks it's good (nt)
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MaryBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:58 PM
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19. LOL! No fair.
Shockingly funny.
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MaryBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:36 AM
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20. LOL
:scared: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:40 AM
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21. You SO suck!
:rofl:
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:47 AM
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22. That is just cold hearted CRUEL - I thought it was the......
....real Daily Show - I LOVE THE DAILY SHOW!!!!:pals: Don't scare me like that.:grr:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 01:42 PM
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24. Would I want to scare you?
Of course not!
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 10:07 PM
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27. You are EVIL!
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