Post your Profound Thoughts Here

[LynneSin]

My most profound thought for the day

What would this world be like if Ronald Reagan had stuck to acting instead of politics

:shrug:

[southerngirlwriter]

1. My most profound thought....

We are not human beings on spiritual journeys; we are spiritual beings on human journeys.

[Drifter]

2. Here ya go ...

If God was real, there would be no need for Religion ... or Hospitals.

If you can't laugh at yourself, how can anyone take you seriously.

Inspired by the Cincinati police death:
If the threat of being beaten with a Billy-Club does not deter someone, then there is a good chance that using it will not either.

Wow my brain hurts now

Cheers
Drifter

On Edit : spelling

[toddzilla]

3. this one just came out the other day..

Our childhood is the window through which we see the world.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. I live in the country. I piss on bushes.

Think I'll put that on a bumper sticker or just one of those "piss on" graphics.

[grannylib]

5. I've seen the graphics of someone pissing on a shrub, not sure where

they came from though

[ironflange]

8. That's not a very profound statement!

:bounce:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. It's a Descartes thing... I think, therfore I am....

I think. :evilgrin:

[grannylib]

14. *lol* Sorry! Read on for my profound statement (or what passes for one)

Make the last words you say "I love yous" because you never know when the chance to say those words may be taken from you forever.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

18. Can't argue with that sentiment. n/t

[VOX]

6. We are each a unique aperture through which the universe perceives itself.

No, I haven't been into the weed this morning.

:hi:

[liberalnurse]

7. I think *bush is really

Justin from Carnivale.

[ironflange]

9. I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me

than a pre-frontal lobotomy.

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. Courtesy of Drinky Crow:

Being drunk is the best feeling in my poor world.

[NuckinFutz]

12. Life is too long

to spend it wearing uncomfortable shoes.

And of course, in the words of the immortal Bill the Cat...

Ack! Pthffft!

[HereSince1628]

13. Possum fat left on the hide

ruins the crisp sound of a banjo.

BTW

Without a brain the left hand could never know what the right hand is doing.

[underpants]

15. Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left

(cut spotlight)

[underpants]

16. When you meet a stranger__ look at his shoes, look at her hands

Sort of from REM but it's right.

[Mel]

17. my try

Stop letting wedge issues divide us, that's what they hope we will keep on doing while they ruin our planet.

[HawkerHurricane]

19. Can you imagine a world

With NO hypothetical questions?

[Sting]

20. Why...

do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway???

or

What color would it turn if you were to choke a Smurf?

Hijole, my brain....

[MissMillie]

21. Coined by a highschool classmate

Life is a sh*t sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less sh*t you have to eat.

[salinen]

22. "Well it looks like

I'm going to spend the rest of my life dead." Bogie from "The petrified forest."

[truthspeaker]

23. the meaning of existence

I believe the universe is a cold unfeeling place where random arbitrary events happen. I believe human existence is a a short-lived insignificant aspect of the universe that ultimately has no purpose or meaning. And it doesn't bother me a bit.

[trof]

24. No matter where you go...

there you are.

It's a space-time continuum thing.

[Zomby Woof]

25. there once was an old man

he said 'poop' and died.

[Crewleader]

26. LynneSin

May you have enough happiness to make ya sweet and you are,enough trials to make ya strong,you're that too with enough sorrows to make you human
and enough hope to make you very happy friend! :-)

[nostamj]

27. i'm working computer support hotline

the most profound thing i've said all day is:

Shutdown and Restart

is this profound (or profoundly silly?

[LynneSin]

28. We use to say Scandisk/defrag and reboot

ahhhhh - them were the days!!!

[SOteric]

29. It is continually baffling to me

as a teacher of writing and literature that so many literate people understand so much less than do humanity's illiterate.

Sometimes I wonder if education doesn't get in the way of what the heart knows. Other times I just grieve for how few people exercise the skills they have. We cannot be bothered to read an article all the way through, but scan it and base our opinions on poor comprehension of complex ideas or filter them heavily through our personal experiences.

We're capable of so much more.

[Dogmudgeon]

30. What would my life have been like ...

... if I had married her?

--bkl

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. .

[LynneSin]

32. damn, that just moved me

How long did you sit around and think about that one before you posted it??

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. People need to stop and consider that nothing is far more profound

than something :D

[LynneSin]

39. and that in itself was a profound statement

how profound!

[Dogmudgeon]

40. How long did I sit around and think about that one?

Twenty years.

Give or take a week.

Actually, there were a couple of women who figured into that question. But it's not really regret.

Well, OK, maybe a little.

I've been much funnier in other posts today; mainly, with the guys who are depressed that they can't find anybody to love. I figure, if you're gonna cry, you at least ought to spend as much time laughing.

--bkl

[Insider]

34. you have the right to remain silent

scrolling down, that was my thought. thanks for the right place to put it.

[NoPasaran]

33. You'll get more with a kind word and a gun

than you will with just a kind word.

[DEM FAN]

35. Women. YOU DO NOT NEED PLASTIC SURGERY. YOU ARE

BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE. Your Face Is Pretty.Your Breasts Are
Just The RIGHT SIZE.Your Stomach Is Tucked Enough.

YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU WERE BORN!!!!!! ;-)

[terrya]

37. "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"

With apologies to Dorothy Parker (when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence)

[Catholic Sensation]

38. mine

In the French and Indian war it was the first time this country had a war with savages, and sadly the French and Indians lost to the savages :(

[WWW]

41. Margaret Atwood

Once you stumble, human nature is on to you.
Another to paraphrase: Some things have no point.
I am looking for my other great one. I will get back to you. (that isn't a profound thought, I am really looking for it.)

[rucky]

42. Sometimes my mind blows my mind

n/t

[THUNDER HANDS]

43. My Profound Thought

People usually get 7 decades of life on this earth. I'm halfway through my third one right now.

Life seems a lot shorter when you look at it like that.

[HawkerHurricane]

44. A good plan today

is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. - G. Patton

Hit hard, hit fast, hit often. - W. Halsey

Rove your assigned airspace, find the enemy, and shoot him down. All else is rubbish. - M. von Rictoven

It is better to be lucky than good. - N. Boneparte

The only thing more depressing than a battle won is a battle lost. - Wellessly(sp), THE Duke of Wellington
I hope they frighten the enemy, because they damn well frighten me. - The Duke, inspecting the troops

Never fight a battle you do not have to win.
Make the enemy play your game, don't play his.

Build a golden bridge for a fleeing enemy. - Roman Proverb

If you would have peace, be ready for war. - J. Ceasar Gaius

[Guaranteed]

45. Society changes,

but humanity doesn't.

Yes, I thought that one up myself, when I was sixteen. :)

[EV1Ltimm]

46. having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting...

and i just found out tonight that if you value your sanity, stay the hell out of political debate chat rooms on aol!!!!

[MrScorpio]

47. The most sure fire way to a woman's heart is sincerity

And if you can fake that, you can get away with anything.

[Eroshan]

48. If the Bible says

Love your neighbor as you love yourself. Does this mean that I have to jackoff my neighbor also? Rodney Dangerfield

[WillyT]

49. I Have A Half Innie\Half Outtie Belly Button...

:shrug:

[Ramsey]

50. It's better...

It's better to burn out than fade away.

[Endangered Specie]

51. You were born with...

2 ears and 1 mouth, therefore, you should listen more than you talk.

[A HERETIC I AM]

52. dont know whether this is profound or not but....

"the only guarantee about the intelligence of the average American is that there is NO guarantee he is of average intelligence"

credit.....me!

"Give me liberty or stub my toe"
- Emo Phillips

[camero]

53. A bird in the hand

is better than two Bushes. Oh, this isn't Jack Handey.