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Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 03:10 PM by philosophie_en_rose
The end is nigh, my friends. We can no longer tolerate the evils of humanity. It is time to reject our freedom to starve, to hate, and to be free of cloying book clubs.
This is the dawning of the age of Oprah.
Submit to the benevolent dictatorship of the Oprah!
Oprah will lead us to a happy land where everyone is not ashamed to read their very, very bad poetry, while comforted by all of Oprah's favorite things.
Do not resist Oprah! Lest she send the dual blight of Doctor Phil and Racha-evoo-l Ray to smite you a garbage bowl! Get Real!
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Oprah! Oprah! Oprah! Oprah!
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