Post here and I'll lash out irrationally

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

I've been 3.5 hours stranded at an airport, and then had to hop around an ugly city in torrential rain. I want people to verbally assault.

Go ahead. Make my day.

[bridgit]

1. freaking do it man...

though you won't be the first :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

2. Brazilian joke

:hide:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. You'll die and go to Hell and be forced to listen to Pauly Shore

telling the Brazillion joke over and over again. And it'll happen less that 187.5 days from now. And I'll piss on your grave. No, wait, I'll eat some slightly-stale meat and diarrhea on your grave instead. Yeah, that's better.

[warrens]

3. I like cake. It's not my favorite, but I like it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. I hate brainless dolts who like bands only because they're "trendy".

And if you meant the food product, you're an even BIGGER philistine. Only sloped-foreheaded, less-than-80-IQ nimrods like cake. Go impregnate a sheep. Now.

[billyskank]

4. Hit me with it, brother

:hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Hit you with "it?" You're undeserving of physical contact with ANY

living being's "it." You'll have to settle with necrophilia. Now crawl back to the cave you came from and stop wasting valuable bandwidth.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. hi!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Indians' accent make me vomit. You speak that way intentionally just to

piss off everybody, don't you? DON'T YOU?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. ha ha ha! yes i do just to spite you, and i steal you jobs when you arent

looking.

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

7. the only oscar nominated films of this year that i saw were--

March of the penguins and Wallace and Gromit.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Anybody who watches the Oscars has forfeited their right to life, liberty,

and the (futile) pursuit of happiness by way of terminal stupidity. I pity you.

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. Freeper

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. Avid reader and poster of the Sphincter. -nt

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Hi, friend.

:hi: :hug:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. The sheer enormity of your gall in even considering the possibility

that I might br "friends" with you has at least amused me. Pathetic.

[LynneSin]

11. This will improve yoru day - Dick Cheney's album!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Sweet. I heard he wants a female companion for his next hunting trip.

Go. Now.

[Deep13]

12. "ugly city in torrential rain"

:shrug:
It's not raining in Cleveland today.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Did I ask for the weather report? Do I look like I live anywhere near

Cleveland? Bonehead.

[Deep13]

28. How the hell do I know what you look like.

If you are fat, then you look like you live in Cleveland.

[Shakespeare]

13. Sorry, I think somebody's already got that covered on another thread.

:crazy:

Hope you get unstranded soon, though--that truly sucks.

[bridgit]

17. try to let it go 'shakespeare', really try this time...

[Shakespeare]

29. Excuse me?

Engaging in a little thread-stalking? tsk, tsk....

I'm baffled by the sheer absurdity of it all, really. Really.

[bridgit]

46. you're excused...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

52. Oh vey. You seem to have some irrational lashing out of your own.

Of which I seem to be blissfully unaware.

[Shakespeare]

55. Nah.....

Just having one of those :wtf: days on DU. Hope your airport nightmare is over.

[Ryano42]

18. I LOVE pasketti and meatballs!

:9

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

41. They seem to have given you mad cow disease. -nt

[Ryano42]

56. Chicken Meatballs...

and I have Bird Flew too! :dunce:

[Ava]

20. atleast you weren't stuck there over-night.

sleeping in an airport is the worst, because you can't sleep so you stay up all night guarding your carry-on bag and yourself.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

42. It was I who stole yours way back then

What are you gonna do about that, sucker?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. You disgusting maggots aren't worthy of my time. Perhaps I'll come back

later, to gaze at the depths of ignorance. Meanwhile, I, unlike you mommy's-basement-dwellers, have a job to do. You can go suck Orrin Hatch's left testicle for all I care.

[Ava]

26. such a sweetheart!

:)

[asthmaticeog]

27. Why don't you just chill the fuck out and get a nice wax-job?

[LaurenG]

32. Nice, A Brazilian wax job

That will definitely change the attitude!:rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. No problem with me. On you two, it would rip your penises off.

Similar size and consistency as the hairs, you know.

[LaurenG]

43. Well, lol

I don't have a penis, never have, but I like them so I hope no one gets theirs ripped off.:rofl:

[Susang]

30. I love you

Really, I do. :loveya:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

40. If I ever meet you I'll trap you in a basement and

full blast the Barney song 24/7.

[Susang]

51. I'll forgive you

But I probably won't forget. ;-)

[Guy Fawkes]

31. Does somebody have a case of the mondays?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

38. I I I I could set DU on fire.

I I I I could, I could give strychnine to Skinner and and and Elad. Where's my margherita?

[Lefty48197]

33. Whatever you do, stay the f*ck away from those monitors in the airport

You know, the ones that tell you which gates the planes land at, and if they're on time. The monitors will tell you that all tomorrow's flights are "on time".

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. Ah, a nutcase. He hears VOICES!!! WoooooWOOOOwooooOOOOO!

[TheBaldyMan]

34. don't you think airtravel is really, really ecologically unsound ?

how big is your carbon footprint Thumper ?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. Turbines work more efficiently when you throw bald men at them

every now and then.

[TheBaldyMan]

53. lmao n/t

[BlueIris]

35. Today, I feel that, so...I'm game. LET'S GO!

[BlueIris]

36. Did I not make myself clear? I DEMAND TO BE LASHED OUT AT!

Jesus. Some people. Lazy bastards.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. You know what? I won't. Take that. -nt

[Skittles]

47. I WILL KICK YOUR IRRATIONAL ASS

YES INDEED

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

48. I'm beyond irrational now.

I'm transcendental. Your algebraic-equation-based ass-kicking can't reach me. Nyah nyah nyah.

[ContraBass Black]

49. Sounds interesting.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

50. Bleh. The trademark sentence of faux intellectualism.

I bet you put your index finger on the side of your face while smoking a pipe, don't you? What a pretentious poseur.

[Random_Australian]

54. Alliteration is the last

step before re-iteration, so there to your "pretentious poseur".

O.K. Now you're gonna blast me...

[Strong Atheist]

57. Ah, your mother wears combat boots... nt.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

61. Thanks, but I'm rational again.

Except briefly because of post #58.

[madrchsod]

58. if you are still there----

i`m going to the f1 in indy and you ain`t....

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

60. I hope the 2006 race is a replay of the 2005 one.

:mad:

[LSK]

59. Commie..

:popcorn:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

62. See #61 -nt

[XemaSab]

63. Kerry was the only reasonable choice in 2004

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

64. I'll be honest, I could use a good lashing. Have at it.

[Brazenly Liberal]

65. Flog me with your noodly appendage!

I can take it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

66. Locking

No sex threads

[Brazenly Liberal]

67. snort!

You're pretty funny for a dirtbag.