I'm sorry, but I truly believe that Madonna has a friggin' screw loose...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"(Lourdes) is really obsessed with who is gay," says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine's April issue. "And she even asked, 'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.'"

"And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060306/ap_en_mu/people_madonna

[miss_american_pie]

1. Oh sheesh

And just how does she plan on explaining that sex book?

[Fenris]

2. "Hey, mom..."

"What's this book about. It looks weird. 'I like my p***y.' Oh, it must be about cats!"