Enough discrimination, Men should have the right get pregnant too!

[IronLionZion]

Come on men, why should women be the only ones to get pregnant? It's like their own special thing that only they can enjoy. They get to have all the fun, and not let us in on it.

I've had enough of these feminists talking about choice. And all these elitists talking about "uterus" and "biology" and other forms of dark-sided witchcraft. They say men can't have babies? Well why the hell not? We should still have the choice! That's equality.

You're not pro-choice if you're against male pregnancy. Stop trying to keep half the population down!

Everyone should have the right to pregnancy. There shouldn't be any discrimination based on gender. Doesn't anyone care about freedom and equality anymore? This is outrageous! This should be our winning issue in every election. We'll lock up the male vote for sure!

:silly: :crazy: :dunce:

Oh DU, you know my views on feminism. There's nothing sexier than a liberated woman. :loveya:

Watch Life of Brian http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/ It's Monty Python's spoof of Jesus from 1979.

[havocmom]

1. Been done with large apes. Should work for human males

Choice of c-section vs natural delivery might be unlikely though.

[LynzM]

2. Oooh... read The Fourth Procedure

:scared: I think it's fairly plausible...

[Deja Q]

3. I have sympathy pregnancies...

I'll periodically grow my belly really somethin' big and then get rid of it.

This time I'm going to keep it down as I have lower back problems... just need more exercising of that area, I wonder how I can achieve that... :think: :evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

12. Yep, I'm looking a little bit sympathetic around the middle right now

:toast:

[deadparrot]

4. Where's the fetus gonna gestate--you gonna keep it in a box?

:P

[Deja Q]

5. An oven would be more appropriate...

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Oven! Fuck off!

SPLITTER!

[pokerfan]

30. I've got an idea

Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault... but that he can have the right to have babies.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

7. Splitter!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. If men could get pregnant

there'd be government-supported abortion clinics in every shopping mall.

[IronLionZion]

11. And drive-throughs nt

[northofdenali]

21. Churches, actually - Rose Kennedy had it right

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”
Rose F. Kennedy

A friend who is an OBGYN wants to open a drive-through PAP smear clinic.......... but he is a sick, sick man.....

[serryjw]

9. Most woman would be happy to give you

their menstual periods. 30 years of monthly cramps, irratibility and bloat

[IronLionZion]

10. Even if all that is horrible.....

We should still have the choice!

:silly:

[Jamastiene]

20. Yes, here, PLEASE, take mine.

I'd be more than happy to let men experience this instead. I mean, in the name of equal rights for men, it would be the perfect experience. Please, take mine.

[Redstone]

13. No, thank you.

Redstone

[IronLionZion]

14. good choice nt

[Jade Fox]

15. Ya know.....

men CAN nurse. Those decorative nipples of yours can be made functional with enough hormones.

Think about it!

[IronLionZion]

16. It's great to have the choice

but no thanks :silly:

[MaryBear]

17. And the birth canal would be...

your penis? Might that be a major ouchy?

[IronLionZion]

25. Don't worry about that,

For now, we should have the right to choose. :silly:

[NMMNG]

18. You can have it, I don't want it.

Enjoy. :evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

26. Haha, no thanks, but I appreciate the choice!

:silly:

[Jamastiene]

19. Hey, be my guest.

You can have one for me when I get ready to have children. I'll pass on the experience. I just don't like pain and from what I have heard, it's like passing a bowling ball while someone pulls your bottom lip over your head. Thanks, but no thanks for me.

[Katherine Brengle]

22. Eh, it's not that bad...

once they've drugged you up, lol. Seriously, prior to the meds, most excruciating experience of my life. Definitely not going back for more, lol.

[northofdenali]

23. Sure. I guarantee a drastic drop in the birth rate!

I distinctly remember, during my labor and delivery, telling the attending nurse "Breathe??? Fuck you!! YOU breathe!!!!!!! I want some fucking DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!"

My ex was in the room and says I was a little more emphatic than that :evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

27. yeah, it's a good way to control the population

and the right to choose abortion will find it's way into the constitution. :silly:

[SOteric]

24. Alrighty then. Good luck with that.

[IronLionZion]

28. OK then, It's nice to have the choice

but I choose no thanks. :silly:

[MaryBear]

29. Oooh Oooh

you chose the easy way = or is it the ___________ way?