Uncle Zomby's Oscar-free thread

[Zomby Woof]

Post 'em if you got 'em.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Hold me

Kirby Puckett passed away. :cry:

[LynzM]

2. Oscar-free here, too

I'd sit through the Oscars in exchange for the weekend I had, though. Sorry to be a party pooper. How was your weekend? :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

3. It was nice while it lasted!

Which is never that long. :-)

I bought 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies for Nini and I to watch the show with, and that was fun! :D

But not as good as your cookies. :9

[LynzM]

4. Ooh... which kind of GS cookies?

I need some frozen thin mints, dude.

We just got a 'new' (used, but better than our old one by a mile) stove... maybe I should break it in :D

[Zomby Woof]

5. 2 boxes of Thin Mints

Which went in the freezer beforehand...

One box of All-Abouts (where I can read and eat at the same time!) and one box of their new variety, called Cafe Cookies. They were okay.

:D Break it in!!

[SOteric]

6. Any Coffee in the pot tonight?

I know it's late, but I think I can handle it...

[Zomby Woof]

8. Hell yes

It's never too late, or too early. :7 :donut:

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. .

[huskerlaw]

9. ZW!

:hi:

What was up with the rain today (and off and on for the next week)?? I think I'm going to complain to the California Board of Travel & Tourism. This shit wasn't in my brochure.

[Zomby Woof]

10. EMBRACE IT!

Something has to keep the palm trees green the rest of the year. :D

Plus, it could keep people from moving here, since I did ban new residents the day after you arrived. :bounce:

[huskerlaw]

11. Ok, ok...

fair enough. I like green palm trees.

What about Ellen? Aren't we letting her in? I'm thinking we should let in all DUers who wish to move here...but to deal with overpopulation issues, we kick out a Republican to make room for them. ;)

[KitchenWitch]

12. And do not forget me

I am going to be moving there eventually...

[huskerlaw]

15. Give us enough notice

and we'll let you pick the Republicans that get booted in your name. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

17. Cool

We plan on bringing two blue votes to Orange County.

[huskerlaw]

20. The OC, eh?

May I suggest 2 (or more, actually...we have to make room for your liberal kids after all) of the cast members from MTV's Laguna Beach? ;)

[KitchenWitch]

22. LOL

I have watched that show exactly once. I have never seen anything so devoid of actual redeeming content in my life.

[huskerlaw]

24. Oh just wait...

until you see "The Real Housewives of Orange County" coming soon to Bravo...


The five women (just like Desperate Housewives, and complete with a younger latina) are:

• Kimberly Bryant, a 40-something woman that Bravo describes as "the classic trophy wife, thanks to her plastic surgeon and husband's money" (although no doubt several of the other women could be described similarly.) Kimberly has two children with her husband Scott, a corporate executive, and is said to be "incredibly articulate and hard-working."

• Jeana Keough, a 40-something former Playboy Playmate and actress who "is now" the wife of former major league baseball pitcher Matt Keough. A mother of three who has lived in the gated community for 19 years, Jeans also sells real estate "for fun" and the insider gossip.

• Vicki Gunvalson, a 40-something "successful, self-made woman to be reckoned with." Vicki has two teenage children -- the youngest of which is getting ready to leave for college -- and is a "lucrative insurance broker" and "devout Christian" who is on her second marriage.

• Lauri Waring, a 40-something woman who works as an insurance broker for Vicki. A mother of three (one of whom was just released from juvenile hall) who recently got divorced, Lauri has been "forced to downsize her lifestyle" and is said to be "struggling to regain her status in the community."

• Jo De La Rosa, a 20-something "newbie" member of the community who recently became engaged to Slade Smiley (yes, that does appear to be his real name), one of the community's divorced dads. Described as "confident and sexy," Jo is "trying to figure out her place in this strange new world."

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/bravo-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-premiere-march-21-3897.php

[Zomby Woof]

13. The rain cleans the air too

But the damn problem is that Angelenos CANNOT DRIVE in the shit! :D

I'll make it easy for Ellen and just kill the damn Republican instead. :evilgrin:

[huskerlaw]

14. I know!

I am NOT looking forward to driving home tonight. Had to do it last week and saw my life flash before my eyes more than once...and I'm used to driving on Zamboni-shined ice.

Fucking shit people, IT'S JUST WATER!!! DAMN.

[Shine]

16. Girl, you should see it up here!

we got 2 1/2 inches of rain LAST NIGHT!


and it started raining again a couple hours ago....

[huskerlaw]

19. EEEK!

I hope you're not in any danger of mudslides!

I suppose we can use the rain, but I figure I'm paying good money to live in a warm sunny arid climate...so I get to bitch when it rains. ;)

[Shine]

21. No, we're fine. We live on a hill.

I think bitchin' about the weather is a universal human experience.

:)

[huskerlaw]

23. I'm from the midwest

I could teach courses on how to effectively bitch about the weather. It's the official state pasttime of Nebraska. ;)

[Shine]

18. Salutations to you this fine evening, Zomby Woof!

:hi:

I'm in the midst of about 8 loads of laundry. Aren't you thrilled?

and my fave tv show, 24, comes on in 45 min for a special two hours. :bounce:

I hope to god I can get the kids down to bed by then. They're pretty hyper right now from the choc candy bar I just let them split for dessert.

Brilliant, on my part. :eyes:

[Zomby Woof]

27. Get those undies CLEAN

I am driving Nini nuts because I am hyper on Thin Mints! :bounce:

[Thtwudbeme]

25. Lemme tell ya; those cute little cowboys should have won.

They were precious, and after all their suffering with being seperated and not being able to be with each other in this nasty vicious society, they didn't even get the damned cheap statue.

Oh shit.

I am mixing fantasy and reality again.

Excuse me; I need a drink.

[Zomby Woof]

28. At least McMurtry won

He even wore jeans! :thumbsup:

[Thtwudbeme]

33. YES!!!! YES!!!!

Was that exciting as hell or what????

Somewhere in imaginations Gus lives, and was happy.

[Zomby Woof]

39. I think Gus and Woodrow did it at least once

Sometimes, there aren't any biscuits OR whores for hundreds of miles.

[bigwillq]

26. Hi Zomby!

:hi:

Just wanted to say hi!

[Zomby Woof]

29. Hi bigwill!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

30. :hbi:

to you too! :P

[Zomby Woof]

31. D'oh!

:blush:

or is that :blubsh:?

[bigwillq]

35. I like:

:blubsh:
:P :hi:

last night got pretty intense!
I was pissed for a bit but it's just a freaking awards show.
I can see why Crash won though. It's set in LA and it's about race relations. Hollywood always loves to make itself feel better where race relations are concerned.
Plus Crash had a big cast and the majority of the voting block are actors.
Ok enough of that talk.



Whatcha doing?

[Zomby Woof]

38. As much as I enjoy the spectacle

The bottom line is... the bottom line. There is a reason it is called "the film INDUSTRY".

I am watching the Lakers and making Nini laugh with fart jokes. :D

[In_The_Wind]

32. Ahh a place of tranquility.

I don't understand what all the commotion is about.:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

36. Some people get high off their tantrums

Self-righteous rage is all the rage. :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

40. I'm too tired for all that foolishness!

*please note*

If It Ain't Happy
It Ain't Happenin'





translation = smile or I'll kick your tush

[Zomby Woof]

41. I'm too foolish for all that tiredness!

:D

[In_The_Wind]

42. giggle

maybe I should just go back to bed then

[SmileyBoy]

34. dupe

[SmileyBoy]

37. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA