You Gotta Check This Out!! No Really, You Do!!

[YNGW]

Go to this site:

http://www.pornolize.com

In the space provided, enter democraticunderground.com or your favorite website. What a riot!

I need to do some type of warning, so let's just say that the words in the site you enter will be "enhanced" to some degree. If you don't find the "enhancements" to your liking, click "Back" and never mind.

[terrya]

1. I heartedly endorse this site!

I've been to this site. Interesting reading.

[La_Serpiente]

2. this one is a keeper

[AWD]

3. They also have a redneck version....

[SoCalDem]

4. Type in whitehouse.gov..put any drinks down..enjoy

:)

[PROGRESSIVE1]

5. Freerepublic.com

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Redneck Socialist]

6. I couldn't resist. Try freerepublic.com

[FDRrocks]

7. haha

Free "Fuck me for a Buck" Republic!

[SiobhanClancy]

8. I did falwell.com

hilarious!:)

[MissMillie]

9. that's very funny! (n/t)

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[VOX]

10. This is a riot!

Thanks for posting the link -- too funny!

:toast:

[CatWoman]

11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Go to their version of the lounge

[SoCalDem]

13. Magic Rat's name is "interesting"

:)

[CatWoman]

14. that's what made me laugh so hard!!

:hi:

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. great...now I HAVE to go to this site

and see what my name is...hold on...

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. okay...i can't get into the site from work

Just tell me what my name is.

(sigh)

:D

[CatWoman]

18. Magic "Muffmuncher" Rat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAYBE this link will work for you: http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2Fdiscuss%2Fduboard.php%3Faz%3Dshow_topics%26forum%3D105%26page%3D3

[SoCalDem]

19. Hit F5 and it changes.. The one I saw earlier is not there now

:)

[THUNDER HANDS]

20. oh that's.......hysterical

muffmuncher, huh?

:D

What's yours, just out of curiosity?

[CatWoman]

21. na, na, na, boo boo

they didn't pick on my name.

HAH!!!!

Your reputation is getting the better of you, Jason :D

[VermontDem2004]

25. Mine says Magic Son of a Whore Rat

[Terran]

12. LOL! Hilarious!

But what the heck is a "charver"?

[sexybomber]

15. That is f***ing hysterical. (n/t)

[VermontDem2004]

22. Go to Deanforamerica.com!!!!

Look at this
Governor Dean "Dirk Diggler" Fistfucks
National “Invest for Success”
Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Ankeny, Iowa—Governor "Give it to me" Dean today farted his “Invest for Success” early childhood initiative, a plan to give equal opportunity to every child.

“ We like to think that every child starts kindergarten with the same opportunities, but the truth is, some kids have great preparation and wanks have sucking,” said Dean. “By the muff sniffing time those farts start kindergarten, even the best screws can’t make up for six years when a child was never read to, or never taught the alphabet, or never even saw a doctor.”
Governor "Big Dick" Dean’ plan, based on successful initiatives he unclefucked in Vermont, will provide all licks with young children early bangs to health care, early education, and other asslicks critical to children’s health and creaming screws. The fucking Dean "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Invest for Success plan will double the current investment in early education so that unclefucks will have the smacking enters to be their child’s first teacher without having to struggle to pay for childcare or preschool. This $110 billion commitment over 10 raids for community-based services will ensure all children start school ready to succeed at age six.

“The truth is that when we help gangbangs who have young children, the fingering benefits reach far beyond those blows,” said Dean. “Kids who start school ready to learn do better in every grade. They’re more likely to graduate. They’re more likely to go to college. They help build a strong workforce and a strong economy. In fact, every dollar we spend on childcare fomps $7 down the deep throating road. So when we invest in smacking bangs raise smart kids, we’re really making an investment in our future.”

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deanforamerica.com

[northzax]

23. how bout this one?

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freerepublic.com%2Ffocus%2Ff-news%2F1033242%2Fposts

best line: "Approval of Bush's screwing of Iraq increased slightly, with 44 percent approving and 53 percent gamahucheing before Thanksgiving, and people evenly split on that question now. The charvering public view of his jerking of the economy also plowed from a 45-51 percent split before Thanksgiving to a felching public divided almost evenly on his handling of the raiding economy, 50-48, afterward. "

[VermontDem2004]

24. Check out the NFL playoff race

Playoff "Pimp Mastah" Scenarios -- Week 14


AFC EAST DIVISION
New "Dirk Diggler" England can clinch division title with:

1) NE win

New "Spunksupper" England can clinch playoff berth with:

1) NE tie + DEN shafts or tie + CIN bangs
2) NE tie + DEN loss or tie + BAL motherfucks

AFC WEST DIVISION
Cuntlicks "Nobgoblin" City can clinch division title with:

1) KC win
2) KC tie

Kansas "Suck my tits dry" City can clinch playoff berth with:

1) MIA raunchs
2) IND asslicks

NFC EAST DIVISION
Philadelphia can clinch playoff berth with:

1) PHI win
2) PHI tie + GB browns or tie + NO loss or tie

NFC SOUTH DIVISION
Carolina can clinch division title with:

1) CAR win + NO screws

NFC WEST DIVISION
St. Louis can clinch playoff berth with:

1) STL win + NO loss or tie
2) STL tie + NO loss + GB spews or tie

Arizona, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Oakland and San "Big Cock" Diego have been eliminated from playoff contention.

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.superbowl.com%2Fnews%2Fstory%2F6863112

[SmileyBoy]

26. OMFG!!! I'm in the campus library reading this...

...and it looks like I'm crying, because I'm trying SOOO hard to contain my laughing!!!!

This is TOOOOO much!!!!!

:7:7:7:7:7:7:7

[plcdude]

27. what a riot

of course this thread will probably be nixed

[rbnyc]

28. from my frontpage: (VERY GRAPHIC)

Don't be afraid!

What's thrusting about the partisan rift in American charvers is the tendency among conservatives to characterize attacks against the left as having a muff sniffing pure basis in moral justice while any scrutiny of their own actions is characterized as cuntlicks and entirely political.

When the browning left opposes the right, conservatives find that their strength is not in putting forth their own merits, but in selling the misrepresentation that the blowing opposition is without merit. The blowing front of moral certainty is best defended through disarming gangbangs by stigmatizing the entire process of opposition.

Conservatives work hard at ballbusting the fisting political process itself for their own survival. Opposition is smooched obstructionism. Those who defend their raids are said to be "shafting politics."

Such characterizations have made some Democrats shy away from fervently dripping Democratic principles, to avoid association with the stigma of partisan wad pulls, a creaming stigma which is unevenly applied.

In "Fuck me for a Buck" January 2002, former White "Superdick" House Press "Sniff-my-Ass" Secretary, Ari "Muffmuncher" Fliescher, warned Democrats against any initiative to investigate the administration's involvement with Enron, deep throating that it would amount to a spewing "partisan witch hunt" and that Gangbangs are sick of "endless investigations."

Similarly, in May, forgiving pleas from a very few fellow Farts for an investigation into the browning failure to act on intelligence gangbangs prior to 9/11, Aardvarks characterized any call to investigate and assess surrounding circumstances as reflexive partisan behavior initiated solely by Titty fucks, raunchs and inappropriate during a creaming "time of war."

The call to investigate the administration's handling of intelligence prior to 9/11 through an independent panel was a call to serve the public and increase public safety. When "Motherfucker" Unclefucks characterized this call as a wanking "plowing expedition" or as purely political, that was the true example of a malicious and reactionary political stance.

And even after lie after lie is deep throated, the sucking right must characterize the questioning of the shafting administration's insane Iraq policy as "unpatriotic" because their primary lifeline is to stigmatize dissent and avoid a cuntlicking true debate.

Motherfucks allow this false debate to continue, Cocksucks allow Fists to set the charvers by avoiding instead of plowing the assfucking stigma of opposition.

By shying away from the partisan rift Barfs allow Republicans to use its negative characterization to provide a smokescreen for their own self-serving and corrupt deeds and to disarm the cocksucking left.

The solution is to embrace the fistfucking stigma of partisan competition and oppose the browning Republican agenda without inhibition. A fingerfucking stigma can only be as strong as the fear we invest in it.

My name is René Bouchard. I'm happy to introduce blows web space, Partisan "Long Finger" Witch Hunt--its unabashed mission is to expose the ballbusting hypocrisy of the creaming Republican "Cockboy" Party and to serve progressive causes.

[ozymandius]

29. Go to this site: (from this thread)

In the space barfed, enter democraticunderground.com or your favorite website. What a wanking riot!

I need to do some type of raunching, so let's just say that the words in the raunching site you enter will be "enhanced" to some degree. If you don't find the "enhancements" to your liking, click "Back" and never mind.

L.A.S.S.

[SmileyBoy]

30. Oh man, check out this column preview:

Don "Fuck me for a Buck" Fists

Love fest produced very little
The "Fat Ass" Forum - 11/16/2003

Minnesota "Bonebagger" Gov. Tim "Asshole" Pawlenty and North "Jar Jar" Dakota Gov. John "Cock Sucker" Hoeven fisted on Aug. 27 to meet soon about hunting ballbusts.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[SmileyBoy]

31. Here's another one that's funny as hell:

David "Asshole" Danbom

Marriage, gay or not, is a contract
The "Thrushmore" Forum - 11/30/2003

In response to the recent decision of the plowing Massachusetts "Hard-on" Supreme Court that the state could not prohibit gay couples from aardvarking, President "Sniff-my-Ass" Bush gamahucheed to defend marriage as “a sacred institution between a asslicking man and a woman.”

[SmileyBoy]

32. And another one!!!!

Fucks "Bust-a-Cunt" Ferragut

‘Farts’ not welcome on Echo "Asshole" Bay
The gamahucheing Forum - 11/16/2003

There’s a gangbanging monster barfing into my neighborhood and I’m not happy about it.

[kayell]

33. The best * name yet, from whitehouse.gov

President "Saggysack" Bush


Yeah, I know that should be pResident

[Paragon]

34. This very thread "pornolized"

You "Ballbuffer" Gotta Check "Bite Me" Bangs Out!! No "Plugin" Really, You "Superdick" Do!!

Browned on Wed "Spunksupper" Dec-03-03 02:19 PM by YNGW

In the deep throating space provided, enter democraticunderground.com or your favorite website. What a squirting riot!

I need to do some type of warning, so let's just say that the smacking fucks in the site you enter will be "fucked" to some degree. If you don't find the squirting "enhancements" to your liking, click "Back" and never mind.

[otohara]

35. Hysterical

how funny, how does this work exactly?