I will give you ANYTHING if you make my eyes stop itching

[yvr girl]

My first born
All my worldly goods
Sexual favours
ANYTHING!!

[Deja Q]

1. Claritin? Allergra? Nasonex!

:D

[yvr girl]

3. But I have to be able to get to the store first

Which might not happen until Wednesday - I'm working lots between now and then.

[ZombieNixon]

2. This sounds kinda weird,

but have you tried putting ice cubes on your eyelids? It worked for me. :shrug:

[yvr girl]

4. Cold water gives me temporary relief

March sucks. I always want to rip out my eyes.

[texas1928]

5. Warm wash rag over your eyes.

let cool down get it warm again and repeat that. It helps.

[leftofthedial]

6. I'll be right over.

You'll forget all about your eyes itching.

[Deja Q]

7. If I were you, I might do this:

:hide:














:rofl:

[yvr girl]

13. I'd be willing to give it a try

Who needs virtue.

[leftofthedial]

25. no, no you misunderstand

I had burritos for lunch

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. How about saline?

You could also try taking a Benedryl...

[HEyHEY]

9. Well, I am in your tcity and could use a sexual favour

Try some conditioner

[yvr girl]

10. Conditioner?

That sounds odd.

[HEyHEY]

11. Yeah, but seeing as how I know you wouldn't deliver on the sex

I figure you deserved to have your eyes to sting for a bit.

[yvr girl]

12. Maybe I'm really horny and

just using the itchy eyes as an excuse to get some action :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

14. Not likely

[yvr girl]

16. I am at my sexual peak

And not involved with anyone...

[HEyHEY]

17. Yeah then just PM me the time and place

[yellowdogintexas]

15. best thing: Patinol eye drops, must have RX but it is a miracle

drug.

Your doc should have no prob ordering it for you.

[tuvor]

18. Oh, thank GOD. Maybe spring is finally on its way...?

Oh, and...POOF! (Did that work?)

[yvr girl]

19. Ya. Come collect your sexual favour.

(Not really)

[tuvor]

21. Oh, I wanted your firstborn, anyway.

After they'd turned 18 and moved out and started sending me money.

[yvr girl]

24. You'd have to deal with the diaper stage first

Chances are I won't have one anyway.

[SoCalDem]

20. wet washcloth.. put in freezer for a while..apply to closed eyes

repeat :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. Pour vinegar in your eyes

then they will burn instead. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. May I gently blow into them?

Prolly won't do much for your eyes, but it'd be lots o' fun to get that close.

[yvr girl]

26. How would you feel about licking them?

Blowing might be too drying.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Sure!

I'll even scrape my tongue first. :P