What happens if an Alabamian moves to Mississippi?

[liberaltrucker]

The median IQ of both States goes up:rofl:

[Common Sense Party]

1. My father-in-law came from Elkmont, AL. Used to tell a joke:

Did you hear about the tornado that went through Elkmont last month?

Did $13 million dollars of improvements.

[liberaltrucker]

3. Sounds about right

Hey, we libs are masters at self-deprication(sp).

[KitchenWitch]

2. ...

:popcorn:

[liberaltrucker]

4. Nice to see you KW

Sorry about Kirby and your family loss:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

5. I will get by!

Kirby's death was like salt in an open wound. I feel all raw inside.

:hug:

[liberaltrucker]

6. OK if I call?

nt

[KitchenWitch]

7. Sure it is!

[XemaSab]

8. What do a tornado in Oklahoma, a hurricane in Florida,

and a divorce in Alabama have in common?

Someone's going to lose a trailer.

[liberaltrucker]

9. Absolutely right

sad, but true:(

[In_The_Wind]

10. What happens when a Georgia Peach moves to New York?

New Yorkers smile more. :)

[WCGreen]

11. I second that.....

[In_The_Wind]

12. You always know when it's right to do that.

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

13. Oh, this should be real good.

Thanks, I needed some good humor to get through this latest battle. And I am from the south. I get it. :rofl:

How can you find a virgin in Alabama?

Find a 12 year old girl who can outrun her cousins, her brothers, her uncles, and her father.

:popcorn: