Paris Hilton or Monica Lewinsky - who would you rather be with for a night

[absyntheNsugar]

Seriously - just nailed down between these two....

Me? Oh Monica, all the way!

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Monica.

The brainless anorexic blonde thing doesn't do anything for me.

[SoCalDem]

2. none of the above

:)

[HEyHEY]

3. Doing what?

:-)

[absyntheNsugar]

6. The Antler Dance of course!

/nt

[HEyHEY]

10. I'm not a hunter.

So I don't know ;-)

[VOX]

4. Monica by far -- she has brains and emotion!

I wouldn't touch Paris Hilton with a barge pole (although everyone else apparently has).

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

5. Both, as long as I can watch

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

7. Monica. I think she's more intelligent for one.

More interesting for two.
A Democrat for three.

:-)

[absyntheNsugar]

13. BUT...keep in mind

Monica was a member of the "Right To Life" group.

It was all so very strange back then...

[GOPisEvil]

14. Ehhh...even so, Paris Hilton doesn't get my motor running...

Monica really doesn't either, but she's closer to start-up...

[Loonman]

16. Really?

She sounded pretty vapid to me in every interview I read.

I would also question the judgement of anyone who would confide in Linda Tripp.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Look at who the competition is...

...someone who thought Wal-Mart sold wall coverings...

It's about who's MORE inteligent...I think she comes across as naive, rather than dumb, though...

[Loonman]

22. Yeah, you're right

Naive was the word I was looking for.

[Loonman]

8. Both at the same time

Twice.

[MojoKrunch]

26. Thats the kind of gumption that made this country *GREAT*!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(that was such a cool animation)

Mojo

[MojoKrunch]

9. Depends... how drunk is Paris and where is the video camera?

They're both gullible and... er... not quite bright individuals, so actually talking them into the sack is a wash.
Paris will probably require copious amounts of expensive alcohol, however.

I suspect Monica would be more adventurous... Paris seems too egocentric for my tastes... and you have to worry about lighting.
:D

Mojo

[HuckleB]

18. Actually...

I suspect that Monica's not all the adventurous. She "lived" with a friend of mine while in Portland, and she was aghast when she saw two male friends kiss each other at a party one night. (I put lived in quotes because Monica spent most of her time away from the home, apparently with a variety of boyfriends, and no, I'm not making this up.)

[MojoKrunch]

27. Give me "innocent" over "jaded" any day of the week.

I'm not Justin, so I can't buy my way in... ya know?
Brains, humor and piercing blue eyes all all I have to work with.
:D

Mojo

[absyntheNsugar]

11. Perhaps I should throw in Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan for fun....

I'm feeling particularly evil today

[MojoKrunch]

23. Yeowch! The orgy from HELL!

LOL

Ball-gags and b*tt-plugs for the ladies!(shoot, is this a sex thread now? damn.)

Mojo

[HuckleB]

12. When you put it that way, abstinence doesn't sound so bad.

.

[Superfly]

15. Paris has no ass!

I need a woman with some (not a lot, but some) back.

[wysimdnwyg]

17. Myself

Hey, who needs either of those skanks? At least I know I'm clean.

[Minstrel Boy]

19. This is one of those threads that makes Democrats look crazy,

because the correct answer is Paris, baby. Yeah! :evilgrin:

[absyntheNsugar]

24. So would Paris mistake DU

for some kind of public transportation?

Actually - scratch that. She probably has no idea what public transportation is....

[MojoKrunch]

25. Sure she does... public transportation is how you move servants around

DUH!

Mojo

[Minstrel Boy]

29. To Paris, it would mean getting 2/3rds of DUI correct

"Driving under the...uh...whatever!"

[trof]

21. Monica, hands down.

Soft and cuddley and a lot more fun.

[zx22778a]

28. Definitely Monica

You can't beat the Presidential seal of approval.

[ZenLefty]

30. Locking

There are several websites out there that can help people to envision this fantasy more clearly. DU isn't one of them.

ZenLefty
DU Moderator