People on DU are requesting my mortal termination

[HEyHEY]

I am so sick of fleeing bars, websites, malls, restaurants, peace rallies, and high school re-unions because of people calling for my death.

[tjwmason]

1. I'm sure you can kick their arses.

They're just envious of you.

[HEyHEY]

2. Well, I am an asskicker

Or at least I was when I was 14. I'm sure I can still throw em.

[tjwmason]

3. Especially that Khash fellow.

He's all talk and no trousers.

[HEyHEY]

5. And I hear he likes Bran Van 3000

[khashka]

11. Bitch!

However, if you wanna talk about me with no trousers, I'm all ears.

I'd rather talk about you with no trousers, though......



Khash

[tjwmason]

13. I'm fully dressed.

Not about to talk about taking trousers off either.

[khashka]

15. Nasty little boy

And not nasty in a nice way, either!

Always gotta spoil my fun, don't ya? Fine! I'll just think about you trouserless!


Khash.

[tjwmason]

16. If you want to

I can't stop you afterall.

[Jamastiene]

4. I don't understand why anyone would ever want to harm you.

I, personally, like you, so you can gain asylum with me. Of course, you must realize that the only type of asylum I can offer is practically a mad house. After all, any house where I live is going to be a mad house, ya know? It's a fun type of mad house though. Trust me. Nobody gets arrested here... MOST of the time, anyhow.

[HEyHEY]

6. Thanks for the offer

NC, would be an adventure...

[Jamastiene]

10. Well, we could get very very drunk and frolic in the woods.

It would really make the Bush supporters scratch their heads. I know we could scare them. I know a secret, you know? They scare easily. We could have some real fun. :evilgrin:

[northofdenali]

7. self delete - sticky enter finger.........

[northofdenali]

8. Flee to the wilds of the North, HEyHEy.............

oh, yeah.......... :blush:

[khashka]

9. It was only a suggestion....

And everyone said they couldn't do it.

No one here wants to kill you. And I tried and tried to convince them! No dice - everyone likes you.

So quit whining :)


Khash.

[HEyHEY]

12. There's 80,000 members here

And only TWO said they wouldn't kill, one because it was too late... you know what that will do to my sleep tonight?

[khashka]

14. 80,000

And not a single one said " Hey, Khash, great idea. How much are you paying for the hit?"


I think you can sleep safely :)



Khash.

[BikeWriter]

17. I wouldn't kill you, either, HEyHEY. That makes three of us.

[In_The_Wind]

18. It wasn't me! You can check all the threads!

O8) O8)