Okay, fess up!! Why are you a liberal?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

Poll question: Okay, fess up!! Why are you a liberal?

:popcorn:

[terrya]

1. The gay agenda, baby

I like those small appliances each month. Woo-hoo!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I knew it!

You're totally trying to convert Rick Santorum and his kids over to homosexuality, aren't you?

STOP TEMPTING HIM WITH THOSE BOX TURTLES, DAMNIT!!! :-) :hide: :popcorn:

[bumblebee1]

73. Wait a minute!!!

I thought Sanscrotum was into dogs. You mean I'm keeping my sheltie away from him for nothing?

[LynneSin]

10. You know, I saw Brokeback Mountain finally on Sunday...

...and I think it made me into a gay man!!!

(Which is pretty darn good since I went in as a straight female)

[Atmashine]

3. All of the above

This is an awesome poll, I must get my Gay Atheist Al Qaeda Union brothers to take it. Solidarity!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Post this on the Al Jazeera forums too for me.

All of our brethren must see this!! :bounce:

[underpants]

4. I dry hump mailboxes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. I thought about doing that many times...

they're just standing there asking for it, looking all sexy like that... :hide:

[underpants]

12. no kidding

:spank:

[taterguy]

7. so I'll have a chance with Susan Sarandon if she ever leaves Tim

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. 10 years ago, I'd have joined you.

But... Tim's a good guy. He can have her now. :-)

[Heidi]

8. I love humanity

and want to eliminate suffering. That's the liberal way. :hi:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. It really wasn't... ummm...

serious? :hi:

[Heidi]

15. I get that now.

I'm having an off week. Like, my brain's off. I'm about this close to starting one of those "I need a hug" threads. x(

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

17. Well, here, I'll do a pre-emptive strike

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Heidi]

21. Holy cow!

I'm gonna have to go have a cigarette now. :evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

29. Smoke one for me!!

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

33. Will do.

I'm glad those hugs were good for you, too, Vash. :evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

18. .

:hug:

That was my week LAST week. Hope your week improves...

[Heidi]

24. Thank you, my friend.

:*

[hfojvt]

45. I still think

you gave a good answer. :hug:

[Heidi]

52. Yeah, I guess it was a good answer

for a dork who's brain-dead at midweek. That's me. Yep. That's me.

Thanks for the hug, my friend. It's exactly what I needed. Wanna waltz? :hug:

[Lavender Brown]

9. I was brainwashed by college professors

"Liberal Arts" indeed.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

14. That's what you get for getting yerself edjicated.

:spank:

[hfojvt]

48. actually I was a young Republican when I started college

and a young socialist when I graduated. I blame Reagan and Jesse Jackson too. Reagan was such a bumbling idiot in the 1984 debates (probably not his fault though, just early Alzheimers). Jesse gave a great speech at the 1984 Dem convention and was hilarious on SNL. And that was my senior year of college too, when I was soooo vulnerable.

[Orsino]

16. I was abused by liberal college professors...

...and will not rest until all the nation bows to the Homosexual Agenda.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

20. Clearly, all college professors are gay too.

Why else would THEY be liberal, being the bastions of information that they are?

[Orsino]

32. Not yet, Brother...

...but they will be, Goddess willing.

[riona]

19. never a dull moment

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

22. Welcome to DU!!!

Glad to have you on board, you Al Qaeda loving, gay union welfare king/queen, you!! :bounce: :party: :toast: :yourock:

[Heidi]

26. Best. Welcome. _Evah_.

:rofl: :spray:

[DanCa]

23. Superman Comic books and Christopher Reeve's influence.

Who says you can't learn from comic books?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

25. Christopher Reeves was just lazy.

He could've gotten out of that chair if he really wanted to, but he was a liberal just looking for an excuse. :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[LaraMN]

27. Better T-shirts.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

28. Yeah, but we don't wear those during our large, never ending orgies.

You know, cuz we're godless and all.

[miss_american_pie]

30. Other

I was raised by one of those man-hating feminists. ;)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

31. That's redundant.

"man-hating feminists" ;-)

[miss_american_pie]

34. LOL

touche

[IronLionZion]

35. Lost my 'nads in an unfortunate quail hunting accident

and was subsequently indoctrinated into the vast left-wing conspiracy. That and my taste for eating small kittens has made me a natural recruit for the liberal agenda. They took advantage of me when I was vulnerable.

:silly:

[malmapus]

36. Because of my parents and experience in the Army

I give quite a bit of credit to my folks for my upbringing. Plus the things I saw in my time in service while on deployments and what not, kinda opened up my eyes to the world and our country and what it could be or rather should be.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

39. Thanks for sharing that and all...

...but this wasn't really serious.

[malmapus]

40. I know =D

Actually almost went with Al-Queda but I just hate Amurika :D

[kmla]

37. Because 'conservative' takes too long to spell....

and because I think William F. Buckley has bad hair.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

38. You MUST be a lazy union worker!!

That's pretty impressive credentials you got there!! :bounce:

[Initech]

41. Somewhere between Communisto Sympatico and lazy union worker

:popcorn:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

44. So... you're gay?

:popcorn:

[Initech]

56. Uh.................... no. Sorry.

:popcorn:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

57. In Al Qaeda?

:popcorn:

[Initech]

58. I said I was communisto!

[edbermac]

42. God gave me a brain...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

43. Nuh-uh, moran.

[Squeech]

46. And now for something completely different

A serious answer.

For me, the bottom line is that societies that enforce "thoughtcrime" do crappy art. I want good art.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

47. Boooooooooooooooooooooo.

Yer anser suXXorz. :P

[Squeech]

49. Neener neener

and your father smells of elderberries :hi:

[Random_Australian]

76. Don't forget that

his mother was a hamster!

[leftofthedial]

50. because I value people more than money

except repukes. if there was a bounty on repukes, I'd go for the dough.

[warrens]

51. I'm an elitist media egghead...

Who along with my fellow travelers has total contempt for those who actually have to work for a living, creating wealth while I sneer at their work ethic.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

55. Best answer!!

:rofl:

[Kali]

53. Hahaha got me

was preparing my pretentious, arrogant attitude re: I care about other people - would rather waste money on a million welfare queens than a dime killing foriegners....guess I hate Amerika and well, all of the above....

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

54. All your base are belong to ME!!

:evilgrin:

[argyl]

59. I'm a muni employee.Pretty close to unionized.I also prefer smart women

who are compassionate and open minded.Actually, I prefer people of all gender with those traits.

[XemaSab]

60. Man hating feminist here!

If any men are reading this post, you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck I hate you you suck!!!!!!!!

:grr:

[billyskank]

64. ...

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

61. Threadjack warning!

so, how is that webcam of yours?

:evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

63. It's actually Vash the Gal's new cellphone camera.

Since my name is neither Kid Rock nor Scott Stapp, any alleged videos will NOT be leaked to the public. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

65. dang!

was looking to add you to the "collection"

[northzax]

62. other- it's for the chicks

we get the good liberal chicks, and sometimes the hot slumming conservative ones, looking to take a walk on the wildside.

[Burma Jones]

66. Because I'm an Elitist

and I sneer at everything "Heartland" - except Sweet Tea and Chicken Fried Steak.....

Because I spit on Branson, MO

Because I really really really despise unsophisticated White People

Because I shun American cars


You Know, all the usual reasons.........

[Dukkha]

67. piss off my parents

now they don't mention me to friends & relatives :evilgrin:
that'll show them!

[mvd]

68. Why, I must be a Soviet Commie

I think the rich should pay their fair share - which is even more than they paid under Clinton.

[Nikia]

69. I watched the Lorax in kindergarten

I have been a liberal ever since.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

70. Is that an Al Qaeda training video?

:popcorn:

[Nikia]

71. No silly, it was made from the Dr. Seuss book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lorax

[Generator]

72. For the endless unprocreative sex and easy drugs

JEEZ, didya have to ask?

[bumblebee1]

74. I feel everyone should get a fair shake in life.

I believe in equal opportunity in everything from education to jobs. Everyone should have affordable health care and prescriptions. Each person should be the ones to make the decisions on their lives. I even believe in the separation of church and state. Yes, I am an equal opportunity political harrasser. I laughed at both Clinton and Bush jokes.

[WCGreen]

75. Just to pick up chicks.....

[Katherine Brengle]

77. All I can say is, I love you-----> all of you!

:rofl: + :hug: + :grouphug:

(edit to add everyone after reading all of the replies, lol)

[NMMNG]

78. Because having a big stick up my butt all the time would be too painful,

and hating everyone but those exactly like me would get boring after five minutes.

[freedomburn]

79. Admitted Commie Pinko Scum

n/t