Photos: Catching up with Cletus Federline and Brandine Spears in Hawaii

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Kevin Federline is busy
03.07.2006:14:18



Good news if you ever wanted to watch Kevin Federline put on his underwear on a balcony and scratch his ass. But, you know, bad news if you never wanted to watch Kevin Federline put on his underwear on a balcony and scratch his ass. But hey, good times. Enjoy your day at the office, everybody. KFed would join you, except he's not. He's gonna hang out in Hawaii a little longer, smoke all day and spy on people, maybe take the Ferrari he didn't buy for a spin if he gets bored. That's just how he rolls, baby.

NINE more ass-scratchin' action photos of K-Fed at: http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=692

Looks Like Britney is Pregnant Again
posted by Jenny on Tuesday, March 07, 2006



As much as I'd love to continue calling her a stumpy gutpacker, it appears as though there's new reason for Britney Spears' ever increasing waistline. She's a pregnant, stumpy gutpacker. Various reports from the wire, including the NY Daily News, are claiming Britney's been running around Hawaii, chomping on her gum, sucking on her Starbucks and yapping loudly about expecting another baby. Yes, my friends, apparently Federsperm has struck again and there will be yet another Federspawn coming soon. Of course this won't make things harder for Britney since the nanny does all the work. Britney makes really smart choices. She's like the people who play "beat the train" by crossing the tracks despite those red flashy lights, road blocks and loud alarms ringing.

EIGHT more photos of Britney at: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/archive/2006_03_01_archive.html#114172192751009519