How Christians change a light bulb!!! ROFL!!!!

[Texasgal]

:rofl:

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?


Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the
change and decide who brings the
potato salad and fried chicken .

Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk
about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or
compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday
service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,
including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all
of which are equally valid paths to luminescence

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of
your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish :
What's a light bulb?

[Heidi]

1. I cannot be

the only person who found those jokes hilarious! :rofl: :spray:

Thank you, Texasgal, from Heidi (raised Baptist and in dire need of potato salad and fried chicken :evilgrin)

[progmom]

2. i love it

As a Methodist, I am busting a gut here.

[Texasgal]

6. OMG!

Your Methodist?

SO AM I!!! :)

I knew we were kindred spirits!!! :hi:

[xchrom]

3. as an episcopalian -- i resemble that remark!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. So do I.

Remember the old prayerbook? And the old hymnal? Good times.

[xchrom]

9. love the old hymnal.

the only thing i love about the old prayer book is how dramatic -- in that very episcopalian way -- it was.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. Yes, where else does one hear

"vouchsafe"?

And I have never forgiven the hymnal folks for taking out Orlando Gibbons "Drop, Drop Slow Tears."

[Arugula Latte]

4. I deny the existence of light bulbs.

:D

[vademocrat]

5. With Episcopalians & Unitarians in my family, this was great!

Thanks!

[Benfea]

7. I forwarded that to some Christian friends.

Thanks for the post!

[CottonBear]

10. LOL! I was raised Presbyterian and now am leaning Unitarian.

:rofl: Hilarious!

[Initech]

12. Hilarious! I have one:

Televangelist:

One gospel choir holds the priest on a chair while he screws in the lightbulb and then speaks about how the cieling fan has new light and is saved from Satan himself.

[Texasgal]

13. HA! HA!!

Perfect! :rofl:

[LostinVA]

14. "Preacher," not "priest"

[madrchsod]

15. pretty much sums up the methodists

which also goes along way in proving the my church ladies are the best cooks of any religion

[Left_Winger]

16. Absolutely hilarious !

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

17. As someone who was raised Episcopalian, Presbyterian AND Methodist...

:rofl: