Create your own Horror Action Film: _____________ on a Plane

[LynneSin]

Now that we have Snakes on the Plane, what else could we make for a great horror/action film?

[azmouse]

1. Mice.

Is that too obvious? :hi:

[LynneSin]

2. Only if the were specifically Arizona Mice on a Plane

:scared:

[mikeytherat]

3. Screaming Infants, Drunken Assholes, and Noxious Odors

on a Plane.

Or, you could simply shorten the title to Traveling on a Plane.

mikey_the_rat

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. War of the Worlds on a Motherfuckin Plane!!

[Initech]

5. Drunken Assholes On An Airbus 380!

That would make for some entertainment - watch a bunch of completely drunken assholes terrorize the world's largest passenger aircraft!

[LynneSin]

7. Have you ever been on a plane heading to spring break

:scared:

Been there, done that and never again!

[Initech]

19. Actually yes, but it was a cheap-ass charter flight.

Never doing that again - they should just make a movie based on how shitty charter flights are!

[DS1]

6. Monica Bellucci is Naked on a Plane

and I can't get it up


That, for me at least, is a fucking nightmare

[LaraMN]

8. Dick Cheney .

He's white, he's angry, and he's come unhinged...
This summer, you won't want him to call you his "friend".
Coming to theaters in June...
:scared:

[billyskank]

16. Dick Cheney, beered up with a gun...

:scared:




:hi:

[LynneSin]

17. "Damnit, I think I see Quail outside them plane windows"

:scared:

[mdmc]

9. Abortions on a plane!

Fear over South Dakota!

[LynneSin]

10. KUDZU on a Plane

We're bullish on Kudzu because they're everyone on the plane and there isn't a mofo thing you can do about it

[Beaverhausen]

11. Crash...on a Plane

it had to be said

[Beaverhausen]

12. Cell Phones on a Plane

[LynneSin]

14. Which would lead us back to #11

of Crash on a Plane

:crazy:

[billyskank]

13. tjwmason and Khashka on a Plane!

Or, to be fair, XemaSab and billyskank on a Plane!

[MissMillie]

15. Rampant Flatulence

:shrug:

[Ravenseye]

18. Ghosts on a Plane

A long trans-pacific flight, in the middle of the Pacific...A redeye, sleeping passengers, the quiet yet absurdly loud white noise of being inside an airplane...

The camera slowly moves through the plane...past sleeping people, an old man with the light on reading the Sydney paper...a couple of kids watching a DVD on a portable player asleep on their mother...

Then focuses in on a fairly attractive young woman....lets say Jessica Alba. Her eyes are closed....but we move to her eyes, which are moving rapidly...

A LOUD SCREAM!!!! THE PLANE IS CRASHING!!! IT RIPS APART!!!! THE FIRE BURNS!!!!! A small boy holding a rubber ball falling near her whispering "SEAAAAAAAA" with the ocean flying up and SMASSSSHHH

And she wakes up...man what a dream...or was it...

***

Then have the whole thing be about the plane is haunted...somethign happened...boy killed...seat 21C....guilty party on the plane again....people terrified...blah blah blah....

[LynneSin]

20. Freepers on a Plane

and you're the lone liberal