post random lyrics

[taterguy]

I'll be the rain, falling on your fire escape

[kmla]

1. One of my legs is shorter than the other...

... but both of my feet's too long.

[SCDem]

2. "Oh Romeo, I used to have a scene with him"

[LaraMN]

3. I take you where you want to go,

I give you all you need to know....

[Shine]

4. Love is just like breathing when it's true

and I'm free in you.
:loveya:

[Heidi]

5. Confined to sex,

we pressed against
The limits of the sea:
I saw there were no oceans left
For scavengers like me.
I made it to the forward deck.
I blessed our remnant fleet,
And then consented to be wrecked,
A Thousand Kisses Deep.

[REDKING]

6. losing love is like a window in youre heart,

[huskerlaw]

7. Sometimes you've got to

rewind to go forward
there's some good times around the corner
But have you fed the fish today?

[rbnyc]

8. I'm gonna...

...wash that man ight out of my hai and soap him into my eyes!

[mac56]

9. 'Round here we talk like lions

but we sacrifice like lambs.

[Squeech]

10. Lime and limpid green

the second scene the fights between the blue you once knew
Floating down the sound resounds around the icy waters underground
Jupiter and Saturn, Oberon, Miranda, and Titania
Neptune, Titan, stars can frighten

[StaggerLee]

11. Now season with health

Two lovers walk on lakeside mile
Try pleasing with stealth, rodeo
See the stands long ending path

[AllegroRondo]

12. more than high performance

more than simple greed
more than a finish line
must meet this burning need
in the long run

[KitchenWitch]

13. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose!

[Katherine Brengle]

20. I love that song!

[KitchenWitch]

21. Me too!

[leftofthedial]

14. mkay

Before I watch your sea birds flying in the sun

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. These days I'm afraid she's not even sure that her name is Veronica.

[miss_american_pie]

16. All my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity

[Richardo]

17. Two degrees in bebop, a PhD in swing, he's a master of rhythm,

He's a rock 'n' roll king.

[Katherine Brengle]

18. When I get back, I will dream in Barnes and Nobles [sic].

From Greek Song by Rufus Wainright--what a flippin' genius.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. I'm really a cat, you see And it's not my last life at all

[rbnyc]

22. It's no work at all. It just slips around your finger.

It just sits around, lingers like a spell.

[TroubleMan]

23. My balls feel like a pair of maracas

nt.

[arwalden]

24. If When Why What How Much Have You Got.

[IA_Seth]

25. Voooolare....whoa oh oh oh. n/t

[TroubleMan]

26. If Magic can admit he has aids, then, fuck it...I got herpes

The Farmer Man on the song "Soulflower (remix)" by The Pharcyde.

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. All the money you made

will never buy back your soul.

[Ohio Joe]

28. I can't get from the cab to the curb

without some little jerk on my back.

[taterguy]

29. I'm going nowhere, but at least I know the way

[nutsnberries]

30. Well, I used to drive a cab, you know

I heard a siren scream
Pulled over to the corner
And I fell into a dream
There were
two men eating pennies
And three young girls who cried
The West coast is falling,
I see rocks in the sky.
The preacher took his bible
And laid it on the stool.
He said: with
the congregation running,
Why should I play the fool?

Well, I used to be a woman,
you know
I took you for a ride,
I let you fly my airplane
It looked good for your pride.
'Cause you're
the kind of man you know
Who likes what he says.
I wonder what's it's like
To be so far over my head.
Well, the lady made the wedding
And she brought along the ring.
She got down on her knees
And said: Let's
get on with this thing.

Well, I used to be a folk singer
Keeping managers alive,
When you saw me on a corner
And told me I was jive.
So I unlocked your mind, you know
To see what I could see.
If you guarantee the postage,
I'll mail you back the key.
Well I woke up in the morning
With an arrow through my nose
There was an Indian in the corner
Tryin' on my clothes.

Well, I used to be asleep
you know
With blankets on my bed.
I stayed there for a while
'Til they discovered I was dead.
The coroner was friendly
And I liked him quite a lot.
If I hadn't 've been a woman
I guess I'd never have been caught.
They gave me back my house and car
And nothing more was said.

Well, I was driving
down the freeway
When my car ran out of gas.
Pulled over to the station
But I was afraid to ask.
The servicemen were yellow
And the gasoline was green.
Although I knew I couldn't
I thought that I was gonna scream.
That was on my last trip to Tulsa
Just before the snow.
If you ever need a ride there,
Be sure to let me know.

I was chopping down a palm tree
When a friend dropped by to ask
If I would feel less lonely
If he helped me swing the axe.
I said: No, it's
not a case of being lonely
We have here,
I've been working on this palm tree
For eighty seven years
I said: No, it's
not a case of being lonely
We have here,
I've been working on this palm tree
For eighty seven years
He said: Go get lost!
And walked towards his Cadillac.
I chopped down the palm tree
And it landed on his back.

[Bluzmann57]

31. "Don't let your mind Post Toastee

like a lot of my friends did". Tommy Bolin, who let his mind Post Toastee.