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I simply have to say it again - Ultraviolet is a TOTAL f'ing piece of shit

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:30 PM
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I simply have to say it again - Ultraviolet is a TOTAL f'ing piece of shit
Even four days later, the taste of shit is still in my eyes and ears and brains.

It's not just a *bad* film, in the way of, say, Plan 9 From Outer Space or the B-movies; it's not even bad in the way that Top Gun is one of the worst written and acted and filmed pieces of shit ever committed to celluloid. No, ultravoilet is simply a long strip of feces on which has been imprinted a film-like substance.

It's like if someone took Velveeta and felt it was too close to actual cheese, and so reprocessed it a couple more times.

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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:07 PM
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1. Isn't it some sort of psuedo-science-fiction thing?
My hubby would probably LOVE it. :eyes: He gets off on "bad science fiction". The shittier, the better, in his mind. Go figure.

If I accompany him to one of those silly-ass movies, he has to pay me back by going to some sort of chick-flick, period piece. :rofl:

Yup, it all evens out in the wash, as they say. hehehe.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:09 PM
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2. Milla Jovavich is in it...What did you expect?!
:shrug:
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:17 PM
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3. Thanks for reminding us
In another four days I recommend you doing it again.. just to REALLY make sure we understand how awful this film is. ;)
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