I am the Anti-Christ

[TrogL]

Anybody want anything from the store?

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Pleased to meet you.

I would like a 2 liter diet Mt. Dew, and the souls of 5 fundies. If, of course, they actually have souls.

[Jamastiene]

2. Some Schmirnoff, everything in the cash register,

one of those nifty little portable DVD players with some dirty videos, and a hooker oughta do it for me, thanks. :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

7. Drinking is bad for you

porn rots your brain and hookers make you catch things that make your thingie fall off.

Blonde or brunette?

[Jamastiene]

8. I prefer blondes, but I don't even have a

thingie to begin with, so I'll be ok. Thanks. :evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

3. Well, sucks to you

cos I'm Spartacus... wait a second I think I might start a thread/war (pick one) about that!

[XemaSab]

4. Harry Potter Book 7, please!

:headbang:

[TrogL]

5. She will never finish it

Sorry about that. Had to be done.

[Richard Steele]

6. Some chips: "Dressed all over" and "zesty mordant", if they have them.

If not, don't worry about it.
Lord knows you are busy enough these days!