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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:15 AM
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A new one
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying "Unfortunately, we lost three Brazilians in Iraq yesterday."

The President laughs and chides Rumsfeld for his poor understanding of the Iraq situation. His staff is stunned at this uncommon spectacle, since the President is typically so deferential toward his senior advisors.

"Don," he explains at last. "Yens are Japan's currency, not Brazil's. Heck, I don't even know if you can spend them in Iraq."

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Nyuk nyuk nyuk

I got a million of 'em.

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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:23 AM
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1. *sigh*
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:30 AM
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3. That is not a nice smilie... nt.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:38 AM
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6. I challenge you to a duel for not liking my smilie.
Finally!! I get to use one of my favs! :P


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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:46 AM
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7. Reply:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 12:27 PM
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8. Is this better?


Or is it being too bold? ;)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 12:45 PM
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9. My goodness!
All of this from my one little Brazillian joke? I had no idea that there was so much affection bubbling just beneath DU's surface...
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 12:48 PM
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10. It's one big love fest!!!
:evilgrin:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 05:12 PM
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11. Feel the love
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying "Unfortunately, a Brazilian died yesterday."

The President looks uncharacteristically pensive, much to the confusion of his staff.

"We're talking about Donna Brazilian, right?" he asks at last. "She's been a thorn in my side for five years."

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Nyuk nyuk nyuk

I got a million of 'em.

(Most of them not as lame as this one...)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:26 AM
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2. grr




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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:32 AM
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You again!
:spank:

You funny man you!:toast:
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:32 AM
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4. Delete. Dupe nt.
Edited on Wed Mar-08-06 11:33 AM by Strong Atheist
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 11:32 AM
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5. ouch
:spank:
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