Follow-up to yesterday's post: Who would you crucify?

[jmowreader]

As I reported yesterday, there is a church in Fayetteville that is attempting to present The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, Live and In Stereo right out in the parking lot. They are going to build three crosses and hang people from them.

If they would have asked me for suggestions, I would have sold them a whole skid of Great Stuff (I have five on hand) and a gallon of gray paint and told them to make a cave and a big rock out of it...on Easter Sunday they can get three guys dressed in robes to push the big rock away from the cave, note that it is empty and have everyone dance around yelling "Alleluja! He is risen!" And as long as they don't smoke while they're spraying the foam--it is unbelievably flammable until it cures--they'll be fine. But nooooooooo...the whole point of Eastertime is to see Jesus get whacked.

But crucifixion is how it is and how it shall be, so let's help them out. If you were in charge of this program and you could choose any two people in America to hang on the crosses, who would you get? You can choose anyone EXCEPT George W. Bush, because Bush is already attached to the center cross.