So... George W. Bush visits an elementary school and...

[benburch]

Told that he needs to improve his PR rating a bit, George W. Bush goes to an
elementary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question
time. One little boy puts up his hand and Bush asks his name.

"Stanley," responds the boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?"
"Well, actually, I have three questions. First, why did the U.S.A. invade
Iraq without the support the the United Nations? Second, why are you
president when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kiddies that they
will continue after recess. When they resume, George says, "OK, where were
we? Oh, that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks his
name. "Harry," he responds. "And what is your question, Harry?"

"Actually, I have five questions. First, why did the U.S.A. invade Iraq
without the support of the U.N.? Second, why are you president when Al Gore
got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell
happened to Stanley?"