Dear Skinner: I recommend the immediate and irrevocable

[Bunny]

banning of the next mofo that posts that effing Brazilian joke. :grr:
No second chances, no tearful apologies, just BAM! They're gone! Whadda ya think?

[ghostsofgiants]

1. You realize this only encourages them, right?

Not that I mind. I find the cleverness of some of the covert posting methods, as well as reactions like this, to be hilarious.

[Bunny]

2. Dang - I screwed up in reverse!

Back to the drawing board.

:yoiks:

[BlueIris]

4. But you still have that kick-ass bunny icon in your posts.

[Bunny]

7. Yeah, there's that.

:)

[madinmaryland]

3. What brazilian joke?

Donald Rumsfeld is . . .

:evilgrin:

[commander bunnypants]

5. How much is 3 Brazilian?

CB

[Bunny]

6. Grrrr....

:steamed:

[madinmaryland]

8. I love your picture of the sleeping bunny!

[Bunny]

9. Thanks - that bunny is WAY more popular than I am!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

10. Even for this one?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Yeah, well," sighs the President. "That's how it goes."

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "What do you want me to say? I don't speak Brazilian."

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

I got a million of 'em.

(well, more like fifteen or so, so far...)

[Bunny]

11. Yes, Mr. Smarty Pants.

If I ruled the world, you'd be gone! Poof!

[Orrex]

14. What about this one?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President shrugs. "Them lousy Incas probably had it coming anyway."

Rumsfeld and the staff sit, unsure of what to say. At last an intern pipes up.

"Incas," she says. "That's Peru."

"Of course it's per me," snaps the President. "I said it, didn't I?"

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Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Bunny]

15. Pow! Straight to the moon, Alice!

My goodness, this is becoming violent, isn't it?

:rofl:

[Orrex]

16. Then how about this one?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President reflects on this sad news for several moments. "Brazilians," he says at last. "Are you sure?"

Rumsfeld assures him that the information is correct, and the President quickly picks up the phone and calls his stockbroker.

"Buy me as many shares of Amazon.com as you can get!"

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Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Strong Atheist]

17. You again! You are in like a

brazillion

different places in the lounge, all with variations of this moldy joke ...

[Orrex]

19. Moldy? What about this one?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."

The President reflects on this sad news for several moments. "Brazilians," he says at last. "Are you sure?"

Rumsfeld shuffles his feet slightly. "Of course, it's impossible to be certain. Heck, it's impossible to be certain of anything. Anything!"

"Well," says the President. "As long as you're sure."

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Strong Atheist]

21. OH, You DIDN'T! You, you, you ...

(sputters incoherently, has a stroke, dies and ....?)

[Orrex]

22. One for the eternal road, then

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

The President reflects on this news for several moments. "Not again," he moans. "I just don't get it."

Rumsfeld glances uncertainly at the assembled cabinet. "Mr. President?"

Bush shakes his head sadly. "I mean, a 78-year-old millionaire I can understand, but they don't even have quails in Brazil."

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Strong Atheist]

23. So, in post #19, you are likeneing yourself

to Rumsfeld, and me to B*????? Thanks a lot, really .....:evilfrown:

[Orrex]

24. Sadly

I didn't realize that until about three hours after I posted.

Sorry!

[Strong Atheist]

25. Which is why I responed the way I did in post #21

:hi:

[Bunny]

18. Your cruelty is boundless, isn't it?

x( :spank:

[Orrex]

20. Boundless

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"So what?" snaps the President.

His staff sits stunned at this display, while the Commander-in-Chief glares at each of them in turn.

"Look," the President says. "Them New England states don't vote for me anyway."

[ps1074]

12. is this bunny your pet?

It looks adorable. Tell us more about it please.

[Bunny]

13. Sadly, he/she is not my pet.

I just got the picture off the internet. I got this one too:

[LynneSin]

26. Not sure what your issue is

[nutsnberries]

27. i have no opinion on the topic BUT

BUT BUTTTTTTTTTT

your bunny cracks me up, especially it's BUTT.


:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

28. how about this one?

:rofl::rofl:

[Bunny]

29. Oh dear. My "You're Dead to Me" list is growing by leaps and bounds!

:rofl: