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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 09:00 AM
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Maids Use Mop, Plunger In Brawl Over Toilet Paper
http://www.thechamplainchannel.com/news/7841721/detail.html

CHARLESTON, S.C. -- It was plunger versus mop in a fight between motel maids.

Police in North Charleston, S.C., reported that a couple of maids got into it over toilet paper.

According to investigators, each accused the other of taking the TP from their respective cleaning carts.

Deloris Smith is charged with assault and battery for hitting the other maid with a mop. But Smith said she was defending herself from a plunger.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 09:07 AM
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1. LOL! Rumble in the Broom Closet!
When you're a Mop,
You're a Mop all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Mop,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are op
With a capital M,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Mop,
You stay a Mop!

Oh, when the Mops fall in at the cornball dance,
We'll be the sweetest dressin' gang in maid uniforms!
And when the chicks dig us in our Mop black ties,
They're gonna flip, gonna flop, gonna drop like flies!

When you're a Mop,
You're the top cat in town,
You're the gold medal kid
With the heavyweight crown!

When you're a Mop,
You're the swingin'est thing:
Little boy, you're a man;
Little man, you're a king!

ALL
The Mops are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The Sharks'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry Plunger's a lousy chicken!

Here come the Mops
Like a bat out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well!

Here come the Mops:
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!

We're drawin' the line,
So keep your noses hidden!
We're hangin' a sign,
Says "Visitors forbidden"
And we ain't kiddin'!

Here come the Mops,
Yeah! And we're gonna beat
Ev'ry last buggin' gang
On the whole buggin' street!
On the whole!
Ever!
Mother!
Lovin'!
Street!
Yeah!

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 09:09 AM
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2. DUPE!!! DUPE!!! DUPE!!!
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:25 AM
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3. I suspect
these two had other issues besides who took the TP.



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