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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:10 PM
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NFL averts labor crisis!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:17 PM
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1. Hoooooooooooooooold still.....
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:18 PM
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2. That cat's a pretty shitty shot.
He tried to kill me yesterday, but I'm still here baby! I'm still here!! :evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:35 PM
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5. Failed to account for the weather
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:41 PM
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6. AND location!
I'm not even in New England right now!

You'd think a cat that could use a sniper rifle would be a little smarter than that...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:45 PM
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7. Not to mention the owner
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:26 PM
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3. Can't we just go a day without that?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4864113

:grr:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 02:28 PM
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4. You asked for it specifically.
What? Am I supposed to make you suffer and not fulfill your desires?? What kind of man do you think I am??
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