First person to post a picture of themselves gets photoshopped

[DS1]

Go!

[XemaSab]

1. woohoo!

or, if you'd prefer:

[LaraMN]

3. Are you crazy, woman!?

You'll either get shat and flushed, or given goat legs!:rofl:

[XemaSab]

5. Goat legs could only be an improvement

:scared:

[DS1]

14. shit and flushed, that was one of my favorites

:hi:

[DS1]

6. Xemasab in for the win

I'll be back

[billyskank]

7. I love the hat pic

:)

[XemaSab]

8. That's the avocado tree that the puppy ate

:(

[DS1]

9. It ends tonight

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

11. Fuckin' A, dude!

:bounce:

[Ravenseye]

10. Mind if I have a whirl? Your beauty inspired me. (nt)

[XemaSab]

12. Go for it!

:bounce:

[Ravenseye]

13. Promise you won't get offended...

It's all in good fun...

[XemaSab]

15. I promise

:D

[Ravenseye]

16. Alternate Reality Xemasab

The one where you're a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model.

:7

[XemaSab]

17. That's FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!! :D

[DS1]

18. Your serve

/photoshop tennis

[Ravenseye]

21. My Return

[XemaSab]

23. .

:rofl:

[DS1]

24. *thwap*

[Mrs.Matcom]

26. Uh Oh!!!

I just spewed Vodka all over matcom's key board...and it was mixed with sprite...ltressssssssss strttnggg t stttttttkkkkkkkkkkk :spray:

[DS1]

27. full size - put your drink down

[Mrs.Matcom]

28. too late!

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my retinas!!! Get it out, get it out of my head!!!! Now you are just trying to get me to hurl on the key board! :puke:

[CottonBear]

29. That is so very, very, very wrong.

Not to mention freaking uncomfortable. :scared:

[In_The_Wind]

30. OMG

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[XemaSab]

31. Why do I suspect you had this picture

just for photoshopping purposes?

And why do I feel like I just dodged a bullet? :scared:

And on edit: no, you don't need to go there.

[Misunderestimator]

37. Like this?

[XemaSab]

38. MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ravenseye]

39. Quick! Put Ice On Them!

[XemaSab]

40. Jesus Christ on a trailer hitch!

That is UN-F***in' REAL!!!!!!!!!

Sumblimininably brilliant!

[Bassic]

69. Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

You deserve punishment!

:spank:

[trogdor]

51. OMFG!

:puke: Men should be prohibited by law from wearing Daisy Dukes. That's just :puke: gross.

[meegbear]

77. You cruising bear sites?

:rofl:

[DS1]

79. I was trawling for source pics on Photobucket's "recent" page

http://www.photobucket.com/recent.php

In fact I think I hotlinked it to that person's account, didn't even bother taking it :D

[meegbear]

80. LOL!!!

[Ravenseye]

33. Yikes....nice power shot

Best I can do for a return...

[DS1]

41. getting crowded in here

:7

[Ravenseye]

42. There's Always Room For Jello

[DS1]

43. cliche - need a bigger picture

[Ravenseye]

49. Nah That's not big enough...I want a widescreen

[DS1]

53. love the Gary Coleman, nice touch

[Ravenseye]

54. I think we have a winner...

congratulations sir. I salute you!

[XemaSab]

55. I'm not worthy!!!!!

I'm not worthy!!!!!

[LynzM]

62. I am LMAO

Love it! :rofl:

[Elidor]

48. I may have to put this in my signature

Just because it so perfectly captures the essence of the Lounge.

[redqueen]

35. hahahahahhahah

awesome

[ThomCat]

19. I still have no idea

why guys aren't following you around. You're beautiful, woman! Even with that ugly hat. :P

[XemaSab]

20. Awww, you're sweet!

:pals:

[Call Me Wesley]

50. Heh heh.

It's a bit subtle:



Sorry! :)

[bridgit]

66. you're the quickest photo-shop in the west, CMW, hands down...

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

74. Thanks,

but actually I feel bad for hijacking the thread ... :hi:

[DS1]

75. Don't sweat it, you're about an hour late

Speedy :P

[Call Me Wesley]

76. I think I was more than an hour late.

;)

Good vibes for your job, DS1!

[DS1]

78. thanks

O8)

[SofaKingLiberal]

56. Hmmm

Maybe that was going a 'little' too far.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

57. I'll hurt you!

:grr:

[DS1]

59. ahh crap

whaddi miss?

[XemaSab]

60. It was me and * in bed!

:puke:

[DS1]

61. what color strap-on?

;-)

[uppityperson]

2. here

[Ravenseye]

22. Uppity Dengar

Now go find Han Solo!

[uppityperson]

52. pst, this was DS1's DU picture

I'm much more female, but thanks anyways. Here's the only picture of me online.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Photoshop?! WHERE?

ANSWERS, DAMMIT!

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Never in a brazillion years.

Bad enough you have a picture of my kids.

[redqueen]

32. Awwww

I missed it. :(

[DS1]

47. I'll get ya next time

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

34. Here ya go Xema

[XemaSab]

36. Alas, poor Xema, I knew her well....

[Oeditpus Rex]

64. Bwah! Another remake!

This time it's "The Thing That Wouldn't Die."









:hide:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. the freepers did a pretty good job photoshopping this one

[DS1]

45. must've missed that

oh well

i'm sure it was full of cliches

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. it was!

[Bucky]

58. Wow, that's really offensive PhotoShopping! What did she look like before?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

68. Photoshop it like this???

[XemaSab]

63. Kick for my homies

on the night shift!

[DS1]

65. I'm convinced people around here don't sleep

[LaurenG]

67. When do you think you'll

hear of the outcome from your interview. You know it's hard work sending smiley, happy thoughts to your future employer. (not really, but I have a hard time not being a bit sarcastic (most of the time)). :evilgrin:

edit *word

[DS1]

71. Should be today

It's a Sysadmin position, but there's also looking for a graphic designer, so if I don't get the Sysadmin position I'll immediately turn around and apply for the other :rofl:

[LaurenG]

72. I can see where either of those would be a good fit for you

I'm sure they realize what they have in you. If you need any references I'd be happy to send or fax one with the office letterhead. After all you did consult on our network here, twice.

[DS1]

73. Good point, I'll remember that should the need arise

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

70. I totally agree. It is a tad scary, actually.